shot of me on my bed with a tray alongside me with a mug and a plate of biscuits
british accent is used
hello, i'm a british person and i couldn't help but notice your coming to the aid of your friend here. bravo, old chap. we must stand up for our own if this great species is to survive. right, i'm afraid i've only watched part of your video so i'll just play the next bit before i make any further comment.
pick up remote and go for drink out of mug. press button on remote and clip of kid insulting brits comes up.
spits tea i say old bean! i don't believe there was any need for that, quite frankly ludicrous, affront towards my great nation. suggesting that all we british people do is sit around talking posh and drinking tea while eating crumpets! i don't even like crumpets, custard creams are far better and more british!
clone of me wanders in using a scottish accent
scot: 'fit ya doin' here, laddie?
brit: good day, i was just making a video responding to this boy defending his friend who is defending justin beiber and saying what a jolly good show of solidarity it is. but it appears he has stereotyped all us brits as posh, tea drinking do-nothings.
scot: so y'mean he thinks we're all just like you english nancies? the wee twat.
brit: i know, he could at least mention how you scots are just a bunch of sheep shaggers as well.
jump cut to just me again talking normally
so yeah, britain isn't just england. its made up of england, northern ireland, scotland and wales. do your homework kid. i at least know all you guys have different accents and stereotypes! its the same here.
as for your little “campaign” for justin beiber. its a load of rubbish. personally i don't like justin beiber, does that mean you're going to come after me with your uber hacking skills now? i'm not going to say he's the worst music artist ever. wait, have i listened to any of his stuff.
cut to some beiber music
wait, that chick's a dude?
anyway, its just generic pop music. bland but nothing else. i kinda reserve the post of worst music ever for generic dance shit.
quick clip of some horrid beats
god i hate that stuff. anyway, i got sidetracked. you don't know anything about me so how will you get me? wait...you do now know my youtube account name, and i do have a lot of info about me on my youtube page... shit, maybe this video wasn't such a good idea. also, if you're going to announce you have the ability/know people that have the ability to perform numerous illegal activities. you might want to avoid 1. making a youtube account in your own name 2. making a video where you threaten to use these abilities against people under that account 3. do it all straight to the front of the camera.
thinking about it this video response is really exactly what you want, isn't it? attention. attention for being a couple of idiots who will be ridiculed globally for a couple of weeks isn't really nice attention though so you might wanna think about what you've angered here. oh well, bye internet!!!
star trek reference for the lolz and use of my bad scottish accent at the end
scotty, i need full warp now! the clingons are destroying us! i can't wobble feebly much longer!
shot of me at my desk working frantically
its no good captain! the engines are fried!
back to “captain”
get them fixed damn you!!
“scotty”
ye cannae break the laws of physics captain!
“captain”
we do it every freaking episode! fix them!!!