Jokes - how do they work?

[H1B1Esquire]

you also will get sex, but on your own.

Instructions weren't clear; now I have this and don't know what to do:

Also, don't want to know which end goes where.

 

[mariopepper]

Instructions weren't clear; now I have this and don't know what to do:

Also, don't want to know which end goes where.

If i had this i would not ever think about girls anymore

 

[H1B1Esquire]

If i had this i would not ever think about girls anymore

You think, but what if the girls think about you?

 

[notimp]

I ll try to explain using as example relationship with girls. If your jokes are nice and funny you will have sex, if no - you also will get sex, but on your own.

Huh. Odd, Interesting angle. Its wrong, but there is also something to it. F.e. it explains Adam Sandlers popularity/profitability (as an utter tool, and probably one of the worst comics out there (ok, not the worst... ) ). But then it doesnt explain the Sam Kinison (also a comedian) model, of acting the most outrageous you can imagine, fashion yourself a rockstar image, publicly prance around with the twins or sisters you pronounce your girlfriends this evening and harden that perception.. (But thats just public image.. )

But its correct as far as the "deterrent" thing goes. If a funny guy is in any way extreme, its the "not fitting into a proper social mold" thats the largest turn-off. Not just for the ladies (opposite sex, same sex, who cares ) , but for society en large, more or less. Even while they laugh, while hes performing. Comedians could be seen as "not fixable". Maybe. Probably.. On the flipside, you cant beat them (the good ones) - so maybe its that... (Just being polite.. )

 

[H1B1Esquire]

If a funny guy is in any way extreme, its the "not fitting into a proper social mold

Yo, it's #2018....Pete Davidson + Ariana Grande.

You'd apparently be surprised.

People like what they like and no amount of death threat will change that.

FFS, I know twins that do the dirty because it's an "experience".

I know twins who get down like that.
I know mother+daughter teams who get down.
I know father+son teams who get down.
I've seen things that will shake your idea of "wtf".



We live in the "end times".


Who's ready for 2019?

 

[CORE]

It depends on your Human Psych some things you may find funny due to the type of character or persona you have matured into depending on your life experiences where some may find funny others may find absurd and or offensive or even perhaps have pity depending on their experiences which made them.

In other words people have different sense of humor than others some laugh at others misfortunes while others laugh at occurrences either way this post is to make you think about well this post as the post itself is the joke.

Now that you have read through my Post your response is either referring to myself as a genius or psycho or both maybe if you prefer a douche.

With these you can at least Blow Yourself.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Sarcasm via text is great.

 

[mariopepper]

Huh. Odd, Interesting angle. Its wrong, but there is also something to it. F.e. it explains Adam Sandlers popularity/profitability (as an utter tool, and probably one of the worst comics out there (ok, not the worst... ) ). But then it doesnt explain the Sam Kinison (also a comedian) model, of acting the most outrageous you can imagine, fashion yourself a rockstar image, publicly prance around with the twins or sisters you pronounce your girlfriends this evening and harden that perception.. (But thats just public image.. )

But its correct as far as the "deterrent" thing goes. If a funny guy is in any way extreme, its the "not fitting into a proper social mold" thats the largest turn-off. Not just for the ladies (opposite sex, same sex, who cares ) , but for society en large, more or less. Even while they laugh, while hes performing. Comedians could be seen as "not fixable". Maybe. Probably.. On the flipside, you cant beat them (the good ones) - so maybe its that... (Just being polite.. )

I like Adam Sandler, but he is wrong example i think. But your idea is nice

 

[notimp]

He's a comedian "light", comedians dont like him. He makes comedy that everyone can agree with following the templet of "slow adult - with a heart of gold". Its about as controversial as a pancake breakfast.

From a craft pov, hes actiually fine - I've laughed about Happy Gilmore when it came out. Its just - when at 40 years old he played the same inoffensive roles for the same date/chickflix comic relief payoffs - the "formula" to me is the only thing that works at that point, and that anybody around him cares about.

And if you are making jokes based on "the formula", you are pretty much the worst comedian possible. (But then 95% of beginners do it, so... Adam Sandler, the constant beginner.. )

edit: Proof - the current first search result for Sandler on yt :
h**ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9N6_Tj9u2U

Shows a wedding picture in the middle of his netflix set. Audience loves him for it. Formula.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

With these you can at least Blow Yourself.

Well, I certainly won't swallow from the spit valve.

#facts.

 

[notimp]

They sell those shirts?