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Buy some laxatives to let out the shit posts.A good shitpost has to come naturally, you can't force it, that's unhealthy.
Try more fiber in your diet.
Give him a shake to harden the shitpost.No. You want a good, solid shitpost, not some watery slush.
You're confusing shitpost with dingdong. Shitpost goes out the butt. Dong goes in the butt.Give him a shake to harden the shitpost.
Babe, you're the one who originally taught these kids to post good shit, so your good shit lives in them now..sad I am.
To the bathroom?