ITT: Post UNDENYABLE facts!

[Pizzaroo]

I will post a cute little monkey before mthrnite

 

[Szyslak]

That's enough of the cute little monkeys. Seriously, the fingers are creeping me out. It needs to stop.

 

[SkankyYankee]

People should not keep chimps in their private homes lest they eat your face off, or kick your ass like in Grandmas boy.

 

[Quanno]

My grandma is a monkey...

 

[epicelite]

I have a PENIS.

 

[BORTZ]

I do not have a PENIS.

 

[imz]

Isometric fails

 

[ted_danson]

Jews are Jewish. Homosexuals are gay.

 

[Szyslak]

Traffic is always worse when you're late.

 

[mthrnite]

There's always a little grass in the carpet. Look harder.

 

[DrCaptainHarlock]

Swearing, much like racism and heterosexuality, is a sin against Allah.

 

[Szyslak]

Swearing, much like racism and heterosexuality, is a sin against Allah.

Heterosexuality is a sin against Allah? That wouldn't provide for a self-sustaining pool of believers, now would it?

 

[MegaAce™]

Circle = 360°

 

[BumFace]

everyone on gbatemp is a pirate?

 

[Masta_mind257]

The testicles of a right whale weigh one metric ton.
The human body contains over a billion miles of DNA.
A googol is a 1 with a hundred zeroes after it. A googolplex is a 1 with a googol zeroes after it.
The poster above me likes men.

[sarcasm]How come I'm not a hundred miles long[/sarcasm]

Oh and my fact:
That was a joke^^^

 

[Masta_mind257]

Isometric fails

I don't get it lol. seriously and that's a fact.

 

[Exbaddude]

Egyptians made toothpaste out of crab eyes!

 

[ddp127]

i make not making toothpaste out of crab eyes

 

[Hop2089]

Rule 34 is a sham (there are few exceptions)
Rule 35 Doesn't always happen

 

[ddp127]

if you hit 2 keys on the keyboard, always the wrong one will appear