Is hippy dave dangerous

[hippy dave]

 

[emigre]

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You're Kinky Dave to me babez xx

 

[MPRTwice]

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mma dude seeing me train: "oh, it's one of those _redacted_ _redacted_ fake cheap _redacted_ martial artists from China."
Me: *lights up a bag.*
mma dude seeing me train: "_Redacted_ dude! What the _redacted_!"
mma dude: number two: "Man, does he do mma and just wears that for fun?"
mma dude number three: "I don't know man. It says taekwondo on the back of his uniform."
mma dude number two: "But taekwondo does not have punches, elbows, and takedowns, does it? I thought it was just some twirly kicks. That is _not_ taekwando. Those elbow uppercuts are vicious."
mma dude number three: "He could kill a man with those."
Me (after being done): "It's Tae-Kwon-Do; the non-sport/foot tag version."
mma dudes: "???"
Me: "The vietnam veteran kind, not your grandkids' tkd. In our place we are forever barred from coming back if we use any profanity even once, and we are forbidden to do combat sports with it full-force since it kills. I hate the UFC and the violence it tried to spread."
mma dudes seeing me train (in their heads): "??? SYSTEM ERROR: GUY IS NEITHER SIDE OF POLITICS; HE LIGHTS UP A BAG AND CAN FIGHT BRUTALLY BUT WEARS A TKD DOBOK AND HATES VIOLENCE AND PROFANITY; WHAT IS THIS? AUTOMATICALLY_PLACING_EVERYONE_ON_ONE_SIDE_OF_POLITICS_OR_THE_OTHER.exe has encountered and error and needs to close."

 

[hippy dave]

Nonsequiturlicious!

 

[CoolMe]

mma dude seeing me train: "oh, it's one of those _redacted_ _redacted_ fake cheap _redacted_ martial artists from China."
Me: *lights up a bag.*
mma dude seeing me train: "_Redacted_ dude! What the _redacted_!"
mma dude: number two: "Man, does he do mma and just wears that for fun?"
mma dude number three: "I don't know man. It says taekwondo on the back of his uniform."
mma dude number two: "But taekwondo does not have punches, elbows, and takedowns, does it? I thought it was just some twirly kicks. That is _not_ taekwando. Those elbow uppercuts are vicious."
mma dude number three: "He could kill a man with those."
Me (after being done): "It's Tae-Kwon-Do; the non-sport/foot tag version."
mma dudes: "???"
Me: "The vietnam veteran kind, not your grandkids' tkd. In our place we are forever barred from coming back if we use any profanity even once, and we are forbidden to do combat sports with it full-force since it kills. I hate the UFC and the violence it tried to spread."
mma dudes seeing me train (in their heads): "??? SYSTEM ERROR: GUY IS NEITHER SIDE OF POLITICS; HE LIGHTS UP A BAG AND CAN FIGHT BRUTALLY BUT WEARS A TKD DOBOK AND HATES VIOLENCE AND PROFANITY; WHAT IS THIS? AUTOMATICALLY_PLACING_EVERYONE_ON_ONE_SIDE_OF_POLITICS_OR_THE_OTHER.exe has encountered and error and needs to close."

is hippydave dangerous as in does he do mma etc?

 

[MPRTwice]

Nonsequiturlicious!

Trying to give people Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia here, are you?

 

[CoolMe]

Trying to give people Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia here, are you?

as a hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobist i was mildly triggered ngl

 

[MPRTwice]

is hippydave dangerous as in does he do mma etc?

he could try to "slay" with puns, does that count?

 

[MPRTwice]

as a hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobist i was mildly triggered ngl

Sorry about that!:

 

[CoolMe]

he could try to "slay" with puns, does that count?

as long as it leaves his enemies in defeat, yes

 

[AncientBoi]

You may be thinking of the Advanced Kink Tier (aka the Sick Fuck From Gbatemp Tier), which is an additional $100/month

 

[AncientBoi]

AncientBoi is only dangerous to the eyes, because of the whole nudity thing

 

[hippy dave]

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I knew I could count on you, welcome back my man

 

[AncientBoi]

I knew I could count on you, welcome back my man

Count?... Okies

 

[hippy dave]

Count?... Okies

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Ah yes, the locations of your two penises.

 

[MPRTwice]

I knew I could count on you, welcome back my man

you can moreso than this character: his attempt at business on Cato Nemioidia doesn't...doesn't count, according to Obi-Wan.

 

[AncientBoi]

Ah yes, the locations of your two penises.

Ouch ! ouch ! ouch, my stiches !

 

[AncientBoi]

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you can moreso than this character: his attempt at business on Cato Nemoidia doesn't...doesn't count, according to Obi-Wan.

uhhh ?

 

[MPRTwice]

uhhh ?

Count Dooku and this:

Basically, you count much more than them.

 

[hippy dave]

Ouch ! ouch ! ouch, my stiches !

Oof, you've got stitches for realsies? Wanna talk about it?