Internet Addiction Boot Camp Breakout

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A group of inmates at the Huai'an Internet Addiction Treatment Centre decided they'd had enough of the 'monotonous work and intensive training'. Working together, they tied their duty supervisor to his bed and made a run for it. The 14 patients, aged from 15 to 22, hailed a taxi to take them to a nearby town – but were uncovered when the driver took them to the police station instead, suspicious of the identically-dressed young men who were unable to pay the fare.

It would suck to be locked up in one of these places :|

Source: Stormbit.net via Slashdot

 

[ProtoKun7]

They'll probably blame it on lag.

 

[Slyakin]

They'll probably blame it on lag.

Or the horrible selection. MW2? Ugh.

 

[Devin]

"The taxi driver had cheats. There's no way he knew we escaped."

^ xD

 

[ProtoKun7]

If you can read this, you're addicted.

 

[gameboy13]

I'M NOT ADDICTED!!! *hides netbook*

 

[injected11]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

 

[Slyakin]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

I never thought of that.


Maybe they ARE clowns.

 

[ProtoKun7]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

They compress their file size.

Obviously.

 

[Gnargle]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

They compress their file size.

Obviously.

This comment is win.

Also, I thought all you guys died out?

Unless...

 

[mrfatso]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

They compress their file size.

Obviously.

but still, what software did they used for such a high compression?

 

[Gnargle]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

They compress their file size.

Obviously.

but still, what software did they used for such a high compression?

7Zip, duh, that thing is incredible.

 

[ProtoKun7]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

They compress their file size.

Obviously.

but still, what software did they used for such a high compression?

PrisonZip: Convict Edition.

 

[injected11]

How did 14 non-clowns fit in a cab?

I never thought of that.


Maybe they ARE clowns.

The only clown+addict I've heard of is Dr. Rockso. I'm sure this video is representative of what all clown+addicts look and act like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQHKQbXal0...feature=related

P.S. - He does cocaine.

 

[Brian117]

Haha @ all your posts

. Great thinking guys.

Pretty weird how the driver knew they ran away. Unless maybe it was a taxi that works for the center? I doubt it, but I don't understand how he knew. Treatment centers for addiction get a little out of hand sometimes. No one should be "locked up" just because of all the new technology and shizzit coming out. They are just using what they paid money for. Is that a problem?

 

[Goli]

Haha @ all your posts

. Great thinking guys.

Pretty weird how the driver knew they ran away. Unless maybe it was a taxi that works for the center? I doubt it, but I don't understand how he knew. Treatment centers for addiction get a little out of hand sometimes. No one should be locked up just because of all the new technology and shizzit coming out. They are just using what they paid money for. Is that a problem?

If I saw 14 people identically dressed I'd think they're onto something.
Also, probably their parents paid it for them, and drug addicts also use what they pay for, is that problem? yes, when it starts affecting people other the yourself.

 

[megawalk]

Haaaaaaaax!!!
the driver used noclip and speedhacks!~

lol..
the craziest thing i read so far

 

[shakirmoledina]

intelligent driver and seriously strange ppl to tie him to his bed... i mean just tell him we are leaving if u are courageous
the best compressor is skullptura who turns 6gb into 2gb (AC1 Rip will show u tht) and i think he uses winUHA or something like tht