This list omits all medical problems I've had to be treated for, and any purposely self-inflicted wounds. (emo teen)
Age 6: Running around barefoot in the yard. Stepped on an apple with a Japanese Wasp (aka Asian Giant Wasp) inside. Stung between my two smallest toes. Hurt like absolute hell.
Age 12: Nicked an artery in my left hand with a machete. Blood fountain. Four stitches.
Age 13: Blew myself up. Didn't realize that gasoline vapors tend to creep across the ground, (I thought they went straight up.) so I laid on the ground to light the pyre. Lost my eyebrows and any hair not covered by my hat. Minor burns on my neck.
Age 14: Ran into a small tree riding a motorcycle way to big for me. Broke a toe.
Also 14: Landed with my back across the metal portion of a trampoline, couldn't breathe for a few minutes.
Age 20: Tripped while running up steps, caught two fingers in the metal railing, broke them.
Age 22: Drove into the back of a stopped car, broke my windshield with my forehead, paramedics suspected concussion but I wouldn't go to the hospital.
EDIT: Oh, and around a hundred times I've had work related injuries. Hyper-extended knees, smashed thumbs, nails/screws in my feet, had a 6x6 beam dropped on my foot, hit on the head numerous times, pesticide sprayed in my eyes a few times, fell off a scaffold from heat stroke.
Like I said earlier: Ain't found no way to kill me yet.
Age 6: Running around barefoot in the yard. Stepped on an apple with a Japanese Wasp (aka Asian Giant Wasp) inside. Stung between my two smallest toes. Hurt like absolute hell.
Age 12: Nicked an artery in my left hand with a machete. Blood fountain. Four stitches.
Age 13: Blew myself up. Didn't realize that gasoline vapors tend to creep across the ground, (I thought they went straight up.) so I laid on the ground to light the pyre. Lost my eyebrows and any hair not covered by my hat. Minor burns on my neck.
Age 14: Ran into a small tree riding a motorcycle way to big for me. Broke a toe.
Also 14: Landed with my back across the metal portion of a trampoline, couldn't breathe for a few minutes.
Age 20: Tripped while running up steps, caught two fingers in the metal railing, broke them.
Age 22: Drove into the back of a stopped car, broke my windshield with my forehead, paramedics suspected concussion but I wouldn't go to the hospital.
EDIT: Oh, and around a hundred times I've had work related injuries. Hyper-extended knees, smashed thumbs, nails/screws in my feet, had a 6x6 beam dropped on my foot, hit on the head numerous times, pesticide sprayed in my eyes a few times, fell off a scaffold from heat stroke.
Like I said earlier: Ain't found no way to kill me yet.