Wanna hear MY idea for the greatest game ever? No? Well too bad! I'm gonna tell you anyway.
This game would be called something like Cutesy Death Fest, or Death to Cutesy. It would be an M rated game....possibly even Adults Only. Actually, there isn't a rating strong enough to rate this game with. In this game it would be your job to DECIMATE any cutesy crap character that has ever been made in the most sick, twisted, demented and gory ways you can devise. It would have to be a PS3 or PC game since only PS3 or PC has media big enough to hold all the cutesy crap videogame characters that exist in the world. Probably something like 5 Blu-Ray disks filled to capacity in size at least.
Blast Mario with a rocket launcher and watch giblets fly everywhere. Get the special power-up to catch Sonic and tear him from limb to limb, then use those bloody limbs to beat on other cutesy crap characters to a pulp. Throw Hello Kitty in a meat-grinder and feed it to some dogs. Pokemon? GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL! There would be lots of other things you could do to the cutesy crap characters that I can't even describe here simply because it's too sick and twisted. The most highly detailed 3D gore effects ever put into a videogame, or even a movie, for that matter. You get the idea.
No cutesy crap character would be excluded or spared. DLC would ensure that any new cutesy crap character that anyone creates could immediately be added. PhysX environment physics effects could be used to make the gore even more realistic. 7.1 THX surround sound will fill your ears with bone-crunching death cries and splatters and limbs being torn from bodies. All in highly detailed 3D HD graphics. You would be guaranteed to have hundreds of hours of pure psychotic fun. Copyrights on the various cutesy crap characters or franchises be damned! If they can be considered cute, they are in the game and they die, nastily.
It would be glorious! GLORIOUS I say!
GAWD! That would be an immensely satisfying game! GOTC (game of the century) to be sure. A game you'll be talking about with the inmates in your cell block for years to come.