I just funneled hot tar into my butthole

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The title of this thread is more information than I care to know about.
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I think shoving Lemmiwinks through the funnel would have been better than the hot tar. Or you could have gone to the Proctologist to have your Colon examined, he would have shoved a couple fingers in there with some nice warm KY for you.
 

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Remember kids, shoving hot tar up your bunghole may seem fun at first, but just wait until later when you realize you can't take a crap.

Please think of the children
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anal beads? how do you know about such things ozzyzak.

as for hot tar up the arse I believe you should try it before dissing it, n****
 

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