how would you ask some one out

[Cermage]

"hows it going good looking? i lost my teddy bear last night and i need someone to sleep with someone tonight, can i sleep with you? "

 

[dakeyras]

(If you smoke, (which is one of the dirty things I do), breath mints.)

And wash your hands. Smoking makes your fingers smell awful. That's always underestimated.

 

[RayorDragonFall]

OR you could stop smoking.

 

[cubin']

OR you could stop smoking.

Easier said then done

I've cut back my smoking heaps in the last 2 years but even when I was smoking a fair bit I could still make sure I didn't stink like cigarette smoke all the time.

tips for smokers who still want to see non-smoker girls/guys -

- roll up sleeves if wearing a shirt or jumper.
- smoke outside
- figure out which way the wind is blowing and let the smoke blow away from you.
- blow the smoke away from yourself when exhaling.
- use deodorant/aftershave that smells nice
- wash hands afterwards
- smoke roll-your-own cigarettes. the chemicals in pre-rolled ciggys seem to stay in clothes for way longer.


OR you could stop smoking of course. But where's the fun in that? lol jokes smoking is a dirty habit.

 

[hankchill]

How would I ask someone out? Well, here's how I asked my now-wife out back before we started dating:

Me: So, do you drink?
Her: Nope.
Me: Smoke?
Her: No.
Me: Do drugs?
Her: Nope.
Me: Great! Wanna go on a date?
Her: Sure!

Done, and done