Hacking How To Be A Wii Hacking N00b

[CIJC]

Lots of people have been asking me how to be a Wii hacking n00b.

here is my simple tutorial.


Step 1 - post EVERYWHERE about your wii problems, without bothering to read up on them anywhere else.

Step 2 - NEVER use the search option. you are too good to be wading through everyones comments to find the answer you need. right?

Step 3 - don't read the older pages of posts. ask your question on the latest page. even if it has been answered 3,000,000,000,000,000 times.

Step 4 - give people advice on subjects you aren't sure about - because you are always right.

Step 5 - Be a general douche. get on peoples nerves, double post, or triple if you feel like it.

Step 6 - Post useless topics, just like this one

you know you secretly love psp.

you also know that you are a ninja

but shhhhh... its a secret.


YOU HAVE NOW PASSED YOUR N00B TEST. YOU CLASS AS A WII HACKING N00B.

enjoy being flamed,

- CIJC

(jokes xD)

 

[ether2802]

Vote for Sticky

 

[FireEmblemGuy]

Ugh... the troll in me says win, but the Temper in me says fail... Who do I listen to?

I have to say that this would have a better chance of not being locked/deleted if it was in General Off-Topic Discussion.

 

[kitt050383]

vote for sticky!
-kitt050383

 

[Beatchu]

Vote for EoF

 

[ether2802]

WTF is EoF???

 

[Chemical_Warfare]

Ugh... the troll in me says win, but the Temper in me says fail... Who do I listen to?

bahahah couldn't have said it better myself!

 

[Twiggy12]

Be a general douche. get on peoples nerves, double post, or triple if you feel like it

one time i accedentaly QUAD posted it was an accedent tho wen i was a new guy (didnt know bout edit button)

 

[Edgedancer]

Funny stuff. To bad some people don't seem to need your tutorial and can manage by themselves.

 

[Beatchu]

WTF is EoF???

Edge of Forum

 

[Ivoire]

hi guys, idk if i should axe this here. But when I plug my wi in, the power light is orange. y?


Ha, it actually hurt typing like that.. But CIJC's post was funny as hell. Best tut ever.

 

[CIJC]

thanks lol

 

[Wiisel]

Ive tried to use the search feature to find how to be a N00b and had no luck anyone know how to do it

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Ive tried to use the search feature to find how to be a N00b and had no luck anyone know how to do it

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bump ^^ anyone?

I need help my Wii wont play my 360 iso's

 

[CIJC]

^^^^^ lol. there is only 1 tutorial in the forum.

 

[Wiisel]

My wii is giving a system files have run away screen all i did was try to watch a Blueray disc

 

[Wiisel]

Bump ^^ i tried to fry an egg in the drive but it came out scrambled any idea how to do it without breaking the yoke?
I have tried the search and downloaded the MIOSremover


PS whats a wii this is the PS£ forums yeah

 

[Wiisel]

when i tried burning a disc at a low speed it melted did you mean cook fast on low temperature

i tried google and the search feature there are no burning tutorials how much should i burn it, until its soft or when its crispy?

 

[jan777]

@wiisel
corny

 

[WiiPower]

The ultimative way to confirm you are a Wii hacking n00b:
- You followed a noob guide

 

[Wiisel]

The ultimative way to confirm you are a Wii hacking n00b:
- You followed a noob guide

BUSTED