How To Be A Wii Hacking N00b

Discussion in 'Wii - Hacking' started by CIJC, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. CIJC
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    Lots of people have been asking me how to be a Wii hacking n00b.

    here is my simple tutorial.


    Step 1 - post EVERYWHERE about your wii problems, without bothering to read up on them anywhere else.

    Step 2 - NEVER use the search option. you are too good to be wading through everyones comments to find the answer you need. right?

    Step 3 - don't read the older pages of posts. ask your question on the latest page. even if it has been answered 3,000,000,000,000,000 times.

    Step 4 - give people advice on subjects you aren't sure about - because you are always right.

    Step 5 - Be a general douche. get on peoples nerves, double post, or triple if you feel like it.

    Step 6 - Post useless topics, just like this one [​IMG]

    you know you secretly love psp. [​IMG]

    you also know that you are a ninja [​IMG] but shhhhh... its a secret.


    YOU HAVE NOW PASSED YOUR N00B TEST. YOU CLASS AS A WII HACKING N00B.

    enjoy being flamed,

    - CIJC

    (jokes xD)
     


  2. ether2802

    ether2802 we have the techno...!!

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    Ugh... the troll in me says win, but the Temper in me says fail... Who do I listen to?

    I have to say that this would have a better chance of not being locked/deleted if it was in General Off-Topic Discussion.
     
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  6. ether2802

    ether2802 we have the techno...!!

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  7. Chemical_Warfare

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    bahahah couldn't have said it better myself!
     
  8. Twiggy12

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    Be a general douche. get on peoples nerves, double post, or triple if you feel like it

    one time i accedentaly QUAD posted it was an accedent tho wen i was a new guy (didnt know bout edit button)
     
  9. Edgedancer

    Edgedancer Director of Moon based operations

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    Funny stuff. To bad some people don't seem to need your tutorial and can manage by themselves.
     
  10. Beatchu

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    Edge of Forum
     
  11. Ivoire

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    hi guys, idk if i should axe this here. But when I plug my wi in, the power light is orange. y?


    Ha, it actually hurt typing like that.. But CIJC's post was funny as hell. Best tut ever.
     
  12. CIJC
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    thanks lol
     
  13. Wiisel

    Wiisel GBAtemp Maniac

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    Ive tried to use the search feature to find how to be a N00b and had no luck anyone know how to do it

    Posts merged

    Ive tried to use the search feature to find how to be a N00b and had no luck anyone know how to do it

    Posts merged


    bump ^^ anyone?

    I need help my Wii wont play my 360 iso's
     
  14. CIJC
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    ^^^^^ lol. there is only 1 tutorial in the forum. [​IMG]
     
  15. Wiisel

    Wiisel GBAtemp Maniac

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    My wii is giving a system files have run away screen all i did was try to watch a Blueray disc
     
  16. Wiisel

    Wiisel GBAtemp Maniac

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    Bump ^^ i tried to fry an egg in the drive but it came out scrambled any idea how to do it without breaking the yoke?
    I have tried the search and downloaded the MIOSremover


    PS whats a wii this is the PSĀ£ forums yeah
     
  17. Wiisel

    Wiisel GBAtemp Maniac

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    when i tried burning a disc at a low speed it melted did you mean cook fast on low temperature [​IMG] i tried google and the search feature there are no burning tutorials how much should i burn it, until its soft or when its crispy?
     
  18. jan777

    jan777 motion control..? srsly? so 2008. 3DS is teh bombz

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  19. WiiPower

    WiiPower GBAtemp Guru

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    The ultimative way to confirm you are a Wii hacking n00b:
    - You followed a noob guide
     
  20. Wiisel

    Wiisel GBAtemp Maniac

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    BUSTED [​IMG]