step 1: be gay (obv) and drink satan's juice (multiple times daily if possible)
step 2: profit? murderous cars won't touch you now, tho you'll also get sepsis as a side effect in your hands from beatin yer meat too much..
step 2: profit? murderous cars won't touch you now, tho you'll also get sepsis as a side effect in your hands from beatin yer meat too much..







