How fast do you walk when you need to pee?

[emmaxxy]

Who knows the feeling

 

[SylverReZ]

Depends on how desperate you need to go.

 

[Dungeonseeker]

The answer would be very different depending on whether you're male or female (I would assume). Just a guess but I'm assuming its much easier for a man to hold on than it is for women, personally I've been so desperate that the mere act of walking to the bathroom was painful and actually, it made me walk slower than normal.

 

[hippy dave]

6.5

 

[Noctosphere]

6.5

6.9

 

[Randqalan]

-69

 

[FAST6191]

The answer would be very different depending on whether you're male or female (I would assume). Just a guess but I'm assuming its much easier for a man to hold on than it is for women, personally I've been so desperate that the mere act of walking to the bathroom was painful and actually, it made me walk slower than normal.

There was a mythbusters episode. She did better by most accounts, and probably had more experience anyway (sure I do car rides but when the option is to go in the bush or a tree and not have to worry about the cleanliness of the facilities then parties and walks are no problem).

Going for a dump on the other hand... I have witnessed tiny women do some kind of instant transformation into rugby player and be able to barge guys several times their weight aside in a bid to get to one. Had "rumble, rumble, rumble this is your 30 second warning" a few times myself as well (some bastards change the formula and include tomato powder usually being how that goes) but living in the countryside or near enough then... a few trees are well fertilised.

 

[Randqalan]

There was a mythbusters episode. She did better by most accounts, and probably had more experience anyway (sure I do car rides but when the option is to go in the bush or a tree and not have to worry about the cleanliness of the facilities then parties and walks are no problem).

Going for a dump on the other hand... I have witnessed tiny women do some kind of instant transformation into rugby player and be able to barge guys several times their weight aside in a bid to get to one. Had "rumble, rumble, rumble this is your 30 second warning" a few times myself as well (some bastards change the formula and include tomato powder usually being how that goes) but living in the countryside or near enough then... a few trees are well fertilised.

-Z+xS4.

 

[SG854]

I teleport

 

[Randqalan]

I teleport

I time shift by -69.

 

[SG854]

I time shift by -69.

I Prarie Dog. When it comes out I suck it back in till I find next available toilet.

 

[Noctosphere]

I time shift by -69.

reverse 69

 

[Randqalan]

reverse 69

or my -69 or+69 of your reverse 69

 

[FAST6191]

I teleport

That is not teleporting that is blacking out. You would be quite embarrassed if you saw what you do between the urge striking and bowels successfully being evacuated.