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  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Lol no they will buy food or something lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Every homeless McDonald's has a drive thru with 30% ABV sprite
  • Veho @ Veho:
    I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5
  • Veho @ Veho:
    The leading expert on drug abuse and drug rehabilitation in our country recently said in an interview that IT people and developers are all on cocaine (statistics have shown). So I thought I could score some, but apparently none of my coworkers or my wife's coworkers or our friends and their coworkers are on cocaine and don't know where to get some primo shit. Which leads me to believe the statistic is somewhat skewed.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Turns out all the cocaine is actually consumed by one single guy and he's messing up the averages.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Both in cocaine use, and in the KPI.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    "Why can't you be more like Mike, he solved 1024 tickets today, the rest of you struggle with 50."
  • Veho @ Veho:
    "Why can't Mike be more like a human being and not a walking brick of cocaine?"
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Mike be like...
  • Veho @ Veho:
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  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Xanax is a bit better than coke but gotta murder a few doctors before they actually give it to you over here
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Oh public freak outs? Take this in two to three months you should notice a difference
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Xanax is the opposite of what I need.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Well then just buy monster energy and mix it with meth
  • Veho @ Veho:
    I already do that.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    The 12oz ones or 32oz ones.
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Do you expect me to do unit conversion this early in the year?
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Isn't the year already almost over?
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Apparently it's 17 fluid ounces.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    MEGA MONSTER ENERGY, 24 fl. oz. (Pack of 12 Cans) https://a.co/d/9dfC1x9 I chugged this kind once and half my body went numb
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Only half?
  • Veho @ Veho:
    I can't help but read "fl.oz." as "flooze".
  • Veho @ Veho:
    https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Natural-Energy-Naturally-Mililliter/dp/B07RDYLHX1/
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Damn Americans and their oz
  • Veho @ Veho:
    Drink Pussy.
    Veho @ Veho: Drink Pussy.