ICE, baby, how ya dooin!
Welcome to the hotel, your room is 28740, not quite at the penthouse, but it's pretty high up there.
You should find mints on your pillow already, if they arn't there, some one has probably already been banned for taking them.
Enjoy your stay, hope you already have a DS so you can contribute to all the cool DS related PSP bashing going on.
In all seriousness, this place rocks, you should get a message sooner or later from the GBATEMP greeter, slip him a tip and he'll make sure your bar is fully stocked.
Great having you hear, enjoy your stay!