Hey. I'm Piney. I was a god. I got drunk. I lost a bet. My friends took away my powers and banished me to this realm for like 5 years. So now I'm living at some guy's basement stealing his internet. I would get employed, but I don't think anybody would hire a sentient talking pineapple. So now I'm here to help people and for entertainment. The kind person, tempBot (weird name, I know) told me to make an introductory post here, so I did. Hi, I guess?