Hey. I'm Piney. I was a god. I got drunk. I lost a bet. My friends took away my powers and banished me to this realm for like 5 years. So now I'm living at some guy's basement stealing his internet. I would get employed, but I don't think anybody would hire a sentient talking pineapple. So now I'm here to help people and for entertainment. The kind person, tempBot (weird name, I know) told me to make an introductory post here, so I did. Hi, I guess?
Thank you!Hello.
Welcome to GBAtemp.
I see you have already found the Edge of the Forum.
Then have fun furthermore and a good time here.
Thank you.![]()
Both. More than that, actually, I used to regulate school systems before I got banished.Are you the God of Pineapples, or a God that happens to be a Pineapple? (or both?)
When I get my powers back I will imprison you.I don't believe in false gods.
However, I do welcome new people. So hello!
Welcome to GBATemp.
We'll see about that, Pineapple. As long as you're here, though, you'll be treated like any plain old human would.When I get my powers back I will imprison you.
But I'm not human.We'll see about that, Pineapple. As long as you're here, though, you'll be treated like any plain old human would.
Know how I treat other humans? Well, guess you'll find out. :3
I get that, but you're gonna be treated like one so long as you're here for your 5 years. Ain't no one gonna see you with you living down in some guy's basement anyways.But I'm not human.