Today at lunch my girlfriend and I decided to goto McDonalds to get some food. We're poor, so we decided on buying one PLAIN McChicken, a small fry- and a large sweet tea. We get back to work and this is what we see. It's not fucking plain. Big deal? No. Point is this shit happens all the time. I've worked at places like this before, and i'll walk the more fortunate people that haven't worked at a fast food chain before through this process of getting your food in a drive through. 1. Pull up to the menu, pick something, it doesn't really matter, because it's all going to end up tasting like soy. 2. Scream your order into a box and on the recieving end hear some sort of white noise, assuming it's an order confirmation. 3. Drive around, while you drive around think of the people in the back 'cooking' whatever alteration of shit you happened to order. They usually have a 20'' monitor hanging up back there where the orders come. It's usually a black background and a bold white font. It's clear to read, and directly below an item, it has a specification for that particular item. example. 1 LRG SWEET ICED TEA 2 4PC CHKN NGTS NO SAUCE 1 MCCHICKEN 3 DBL CHSBGRS NO LETTUCE It wasn't even that busy there, how do you fucking miss PLAIN directly under the order. It happens all the time too. So is there some special code that i'm unaware about when communicating with people at drive-throughs? i'm stumped. And no, fish do not fucking get thirsty, that's retarded.