Hello!!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by lanejared, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. lanejared
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    lanejared Newbie

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    I am new to this forum would like to say Hello All!!!

    Let me make you smile a bit:)
    Life After Death
    A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
    "Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


    Support a Family
    The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
    "Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


    The Water Pistol
    My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

    "Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
     
  2. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    Welcome welcome. [​IMG]

    I don't know but your signature sounds a bit advertising.
     
  3. haflore

    haflore aeternaliter fluxa

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    Welcome!

    Don't worry Mega, no here who hasn't already is gonna buy one.
     
  4. prowler

    prowler Sony

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    Who even wants to buy an R4 anyway?
    Welcome if your not a spambot.
     
  5. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    I just checked his posts and I'm not entirely sure...[​IMG]

    But an hesitant hello to you anyway.