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Tom Bombadildo said:
FOR STUPID RYU AND HIS STUPID BIRTHDAY

HAPPY STUPID BIRTHDAY :angry:

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WHY AREN'T YOU A DOCTOR YET :angry:

:toot: :)
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Another year and you're still not a doctor? :angry: No birthday parties until you doctor :angry:

Have a good one, Ryu :wub:
 
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It's also my roommate's birthday today. I have to strongly consider who I want to wish a happy birthday to. I'll get back to you in three to five business days with my decision.

Fine, happy birthday. I'll bill you for this later
 
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Here...I give you the gift of a tutorial:
Step 1: buy a body pillow
Step 2: buy a white body pillow cover
Step 3: draw your waifu on the body pillow cover (in my case, I drew Cory Baxter from Cory in the House, the best anime ever!) You could get it printed too...
Step 4: put the body pillow inside the cover and sew the opening shut
Step 5: "gibe de pusi b0ss"
Step 7: Profit

PLS HAVE BIRTHDAY
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Notable example (not a body pillow)
 
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