HALP!

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Nov 30, 2008

HALP! by Aafter at 6:13 PM (2,004 Views / 0 Likes) 23 replies

  1. Aafter
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    So, I need to make, at the very least, $75 in the next 2-3 weeks or I am totally and completely fucked. Does ANYONE have ANY suggestions?
     


  2. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    so u misspell the title, it's in all caps, and u end it with a !. i wanna strangle u LOl

    well in such a short period of time, it's damn near impossible securing a job...
    how old are u? perhaps u should whore urself out xD
     
  3. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Mow lawns, charge $5 per mowed lawn

    Wash cars, charge $5 per car

    You would then have to mow 15 lawns/wash 15 cars, and you would have 2 - 3 weeks to do it.

    Unless you're over 16/18, in which case get a job at a fast food place.


    Another option is to buy Cigarettes and then sell them to minors for twice the price you bought them for.
     
  4. Aafter
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    XD 'Halp' is a bit of a meme...

    Anyway, Im 18... And whoring myself, isnt exactly... NO. I REFUSE.

    Cigarettes are easy to get here in San Diego. On top of that, the job market is staaaaale.
     
  5. DokiDoki98

    Member DokiDoki98 GBAtemp Fan

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    HALP isn't a meme

    so I herd u liek mudkipz
    OVER 9000!!!!
    IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R

    Are however

    You could sue someone.
     
  6. Aafter
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    The casual misspelling of certain words are most certainly.

    "A meme (pronounced /mi?m/)[1] comprises any idea or behavior that can pass from one person to another by learning or imitation. Examples include thoughts, ideas, theories, gestures, practices, fashions, habits, songs, and dances." =D
     
  7. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    So if you can't get a job, try washing cars/mowing lawns for money.

    If you really need money, then just steal shit and pawn it.
     
  8. Aafter
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    Im borrowing 100 bucks from a friend and using my DS as collateral. And then pawning my PSP on craigslist.
     
  9. UltraMagnus

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    buy fags/booze and sell them to kids too stupid to get a fake ID for twice the price
     
  10. silent sniper

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    Uhh, become a pot dealer?

    I know plenty of people that make fast cash through that.
     
  11. Aafter
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    For all of the above: I need money to make money.
     
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    What about a yard sale? Sell all of the stuff you think is worth some money like cards or old games.
     
  13. science

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    Oh come on. You by FAR have the worst formatted posts on this site! Seriously! This is like telling a kid not to smoke when you have a cigarette in your mouth!

    No offense.
     
  14. Aafter
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    Fer sure. Nice to see Science in my thread. How goes it?
     
  15. Vulpes Abnocto

    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    While it's a slightly unpleasant activity, you could sell your blood plasma.
    I did so for a few years.
    You can go twice a week, and they typically give you approximately $30 each time.
    To make it as quick and comfortable as possible, have a greasy breakfast beforehand (thins the blood, so the process goes more quickly) take a jacket (because the fluid they put back in you is room temperature, and feels really cold. Take a DS or PSP with you for entertainment, because they do show movies at most of the clinics these days, but you only get to see a portion of them. If you have something soft to squeeze, like a foam ball, or a rolled up glove, you can speed up the process.

    And as an extra bonus, you get the satisfaction of helping your fellow man.

    This page has many numbers of blood banks and plasmolysis clinics in California
    You can call around and see whether they offer payment for plasma, and find out specifics.

    Hope this is helpful to you.

    EDIT: Fixed my misspelling. I was hurriedly typing so you wouldn't take silent sniper's suggestion first.
    (You can't make money selling pot. )
     
  16. NeSchn

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    Ummm, If you have anything you don't need Ebay or Craigslist is a good option. If you play any MMO's you could sell some money for it (That is illegal to do with the game but hey if you need money then you got to do what you got to do).
     
  17. da_head

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    i just use slight msn lingo :S, what's wrong with that? i don't get the point of using caps in the beginning of sentences or spelling out "you" instead of u. it's not like i'm using 1337 terms or something >.>
     
  18. Toni Plutonij

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    BRAVO Vulpes, first serious proposition! And normal post..if others keep at the same pace they started, I'll have to close the thread [​IMG]
     
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    Don't close the thread, just tell them that they will have their warn increased, the OP is in deep shit and needs help [​IMG]
     
  20. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    My first post was serious :/

    Honestly, there are loads of lazy people out there that would pay a guy to mow their lawn for them or wash their cars.

    Hell, some people will even pay you to shovel snow from their drive.
     

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