Halp I think I bricked my PC

[Covarr]

so i wanted to use custom themes in xp so i patched my uxtheme.dll but then i decided i dident want custom theme anymore so i deleted a bunch of files at random and then when i restarted WINOWS XP WONT START UP ANYMORE!!! is this a full brick? i dun have bootmii installed.

 

[Tokiopop]

poosh reset as it powahs up111

 

[Law]

Remove the battery from the motherboard and throw it out the window.

 

[Covarr]

nope, i dun have preloader installed onto my pc either. i thought i was immune to bricks that i could do whatever i want, so i dident install any protections or back anything up.

 

[Tokiopop]

Get some butter and rub it into the ports. Leave for 24 hours then eat it. It should be able to boot into butter recovery mode then!

 

[raulpica]

Put some pr0n on it, it should fix everything!

 

[Deleted User]

First of all, CALM THE FUCK DOWN SON!!! Ok, now follow my instructions veeery carefully

1. Delete all the worms on your Central Processing Unit using exactly 2 condoms full of garlic (Medium, ribbed, and lubed up).

2. Buy a new supercomputer.

3. Throw the supercomputer away.

4. Lick the hard disk, until you get to the center of the Tootsie Pop.

5. Ask your mum for help on installing FreeMC Boot and BootUpMiiAss.

6. Enjoy your stay at the mental ward.

7. Let the flying monkey rapist take a look in your USB port/

8. Eat pizza and turn the powah on.

All credits go to me and me only. MEEEE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEE, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!11!1!!!!!

 

[Domination]

Its easy, no need for all the hard stuff. Just buy a new one. I'm serious.

 

[Raika]

Stuff your balls in the computer's CD port, a new program called "C0MpoOteRz hAZ BUALLZ t0oz!" should appear. Click on that and follow the instructions. If you don't understand the instructions then I'll simplify it for you in a few steps:

Step 1: Ask a fat grandma to sit on the computer screen. The desired result would be that your computer would start flashing its parts

Step 2: Squirt cream cheez onto the hard disk, then toss in some pr0n disks to taste

Step 3: A whitish froth should appear, signaling that the computer is ready to boot

Step 4: Set the computer on fire

Step 5: Call pedobear to babysit your sister while the computer is cooking

Step 6: Smash a brick into your computer and say "Halp I think I bricked my PC"

Step 7: Take it to a repair shop to have it repaired

Step 8: ???

Step 9: Profit!




... I forgot to add that I read this up in a book called "Computer Reparation for DUMMIEZ"

 

[Nerdii]

Stick your USB into that hard-drive.
Simple as that.


(BTW: Sex joke. Get it? USB = dong (small for you) and Hard-Drive = ass (or other body part....)

 

[Domination]

I think you can send it to a therapist and give it extra moral support. And bring it out more often and have a few more meals with it. That works everytime on those depressed people in the dramas

 

[Tokiopop]

serch da forumz1111 dis haz been answurd liek 20032659768494116 times omfg hax

 

[Jdbye]

You need to get a modchip first.
After getting a modchip, put a slice of bread into the DVD-ROM. If it won't fit, flatten it by getting a fat guy to sit on it first.
When you've done that, start up the PC, it should automagically start up WAD MANAGER.
Now, you need to use the WAD manager to unbrick your PC by dicking "Install WAD", then you need to insert a USB drive with windows on, and dick WINDOWS-XP.wad

It should take 20 mins.
While it's installing, get something to drink.
When it's done installing, the DVD ROM should eject, so take out the piece of bread and eat it.

NOTE: If bread is not available, any other food will suffice, but this will affect the install time.

 

[worlok375]

so i deleted a bunch of files at random..................................................................i dun have bootmii installed.

1. DON'T DELETE FILES AT RANDOM.......lol.
2. It's a comp not a wii lol.

 

[Nerdii]

It's a comp not a wii lol.

thats_the_joke.jpg

 

[AXYPB]

Nothing a little blackmagick and human sacrifice can't fix.

 

[Covarr]

so i deleted a bunch of files at random..................................................................i dun have bootmii installed.

1. DON'T DELETE FILES AT RANDOM.......lol.
2. It's a comp not a wii lol.

You seriously didn't get my post? The whole point was to make EVERY noob-who-thinks-he's-too-good-to-research-before-modding-his-Wii mistake and apply it to PC. Not having Bootmii installed is one of them, but I couldn't think of a way to apply it to the PC world

 

[redact]

so i deleted a bunch of files at random..................................................................i dun have bootmii installed.

1. DON'T DELETE FILES AT RANDOM.......lol.
2. It's a comp not a wii lol.

You seriously didn't get my post? The whole point was to make EVERY noob-who-thinks-he's-too-good-to-research-before-modding-his-Wii mistake and apply it to PC. Not having Bootmii installed is one of them, but I couldn't think of a way to apply it to the PC world

GRUB?

 

[GamerOnHere]

so i deleted a bunch of files at random..................................................................i dun have bootmii installed.

1. DON'T DELETE FILES AT RANDOM.......lol.
2. It's a comp not a wii lol.

You seriously didn't get my post? The whole point was to make EVERY noob-who-thinks-he's-too-good-to-research-before-modding-his-Wii mistake and apply it to PC. Not having Bootmii installed is one of them, but I couldn't think of a way to apply it to the PC world

I agree... sorta...

Here's what you should really do:
1. install bootmii to your PSP
2. make "poopie with wiiwii" on your PC
3. F*** your computer
4. Open BootMii on your PSP, and your PSP will turn into an XBOX 720
5. Milk a cow
6. Put the milk into the DXD Drive of your XBOX 720
7. Post pics on GBAtemp and YouTube
8. ...I forgot...
9. Delivery time!!!!

 

[BORTZ]

Open it up. if you find a brick, its bricked. if you find a stripper, its your lucky day.