[GUIDE] How to get girlfriend [Tutorial]

[x65943]

seriously how do I do it,

thanks

 

[Noctosphere]

seriously how do I do it,

thanks

1 : hack a computer
2 : get access to the webcam
2.1 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a man, go back to step 1 with another computer
2.2 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a girl, proceed to step 3
3 : send a ransomware to the computer and tell the girl she needs to be your girlfriend to unlock her computer
4 : enjoy!

 

[x65943]

1 : hack a computer
2 : get access to the webcam
2.1 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a man, go back to step 1 with another computer
2.2 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a girl, proceed to step 3
3 : send a ransomware to the computer and tell the girl she needs to be your girlfriend to unlock her computer
4 : enjoy!

I think this will only work if gril first use computer which we know is unpossible

 

[Noctosphere]

I think this will only work if gril first use computer which we know is unpossible

unpossible? No
Rare? yes, which makes gamers girls even more special

 

[x65943]

unpossible? No
Rare? yes, which makes gamers girls even more special

special bad or special good?

 

[Noctosphere]

special bad or special good?

Well... you know... there are both...

 

[BigOnYa]

I'd say order a bride from Russia, but Putin messed that all up. (Actually read somewhere that over there, it's 3 women for every man, esp now after this war he started, gonna be alot more.)

 

[x65943]

I'd say order a bride from Russia, but Putin messed that all up. (Actually read somewhere that over there, it's 3 women for every man, esp now after this war he started)

unfortunately tho you end up marrying a russian so you are probably better off fantasizing about vtubers like the rest of us

 

[Hayato213]

1 : hack a computer
2 : get access to the webcam
2.1 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a man, go back to step 1 with another computer
2.2 : If the person in front of the victim's computer is a girl, proceed to step 3
3 : send a ransomware to the computer and tell the girl she needs to be your girlfriend to unlock her computer
4 : enjoy!

But what if the girl is the hacker

 

[Flame]

instructions unclear got my dick stucked instead of sucked.

 

[x65943]

instructions unclear got my dick stucked instead of sucked.

you guys have dicks???? :V am I supposed to have one of those

 

[BigOnYa]

Step 1 - Become rich.
Step 2 - Find a women and give her some, not all, of your riches.
Step 3 - Success!

 

[Hayato213]

Step 1 - Become rich.
Step 2 - Find a women and give her some, not all, of your riches.
Step 3 - Success!

 

[x65943]

Step 1 - Become rich.
Step 2 - Find a women and give her some, not all, of your riches.
Step 3 - Success!

if you could help more with step 1 I would appreciate it

 

[SylverReZ]

if you could help more with step 1 I would appreciate it

Robbing a bank is the quickest solution.

 

[x65943]

Robbing a bank is the quickest solution.

I think most banks don't keep a million in the building at any given time - probably a few hundred K at most

 

[BigOnYa]

I think most banks don't keep a million in the building at any given time - probably a few hundred K at most

Yea and that only keep a girlfriend for a few weeks...need more!

 

[Noctosphere]

I think most banks don't keep a million in the building at any given time - probably a few hundred K at most

Try winning at lottery

 

[x65943]

Gah it would almost be easier to become my own girlfriend at this point and take other sobs millions

 

[BigOnYa]

if you could help more with step 1 I would appreciate it

I've wrote a book on the subject, but I need 1 million people to send me a $1 each, so I can get it published.