Now you too can make grog at home, all it takes is this 4 part set.
Set includes:
A spoon (caution may cause loss of eye in extreme cases of retardation)
A Glass (Do not eat, may cause painful bowel movements)
A plastic baggie of what appears to be sugar...or flour....or perhaps cocaine...
A Bottle of lemon juice
A bottle of Bacardi's
Warning may cause upset stomach, dizzyness, stupidity, loss of shirts of females, lowered inhibitions, inability to properly satisfy a woman, irritability, unconciousness, misplacement of keys, the purchase of tacky lawn furniture and accessories, the creation of ill begotten kids with faces like the rear end of a pug, etc.
so uhh.... DRINK UP
GROG
[Edit:] Damn hotlink assholes