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So, I had an ex-girlfriend who was majorly into gaming. She had a Wii, Playstation 2, Gamecube and even thought of picking up a PS3. We would play videogames and then do the nasty. She loved Mario Kart (god, I suck ass at it, especially the unbalanced Wii version - one fucking shell and you're in last place.)...but she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu? (And the victory dance is sometimes annoying - specially when it goes to pikachu sleeping...)

So, yes. One night, I was losing in Mario Kart as usual, and she suggested reenacting the scene from Swordfish. You know the one, the guy is tested by asking to hack into a bank and then Halle Berry's character goes down on him? Yes, that one, except with videogames. So, yeah...it was pretty good, and I managed to make fourth place in the rankings.

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BeatriceTheGolden said:
astrangeone said:
she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu?
Umm, Pikachu isn't exactly one of the weakest characters in Brawl...

I know, I was thinking the same thing. A better example would have been Jigglypuff, unless you how to use her, then she becomes a beast.
 

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Dangy said:
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Dangy said:
Pikachu is top tier, mang.

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)
 

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_Chaz_ said:
Dangy said:
_Chaz_ said:
Dangy said:
Pikachu is top tier, mang.

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)

Lol, you're not into competitive Smash, are you?
 

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Dangy said:
_Chaz_ said:
Dangy said:
_Chaz_ said:
Dangy said:
Pikachu is top tier, mang.

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)

Lol, you're not into competitive Smash, are you?

I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.
 

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