[GAME] - Complete the Sentence

[VinsCool]

RevPokemon came and said:

 

[RevPokemon]

RevPokemon came and said:

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
Feminist women love Eminem
Chigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

You little bitch, put me on blast on M.T.V
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up

So, will the real shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

 

[ComeTurismO]

ManFoxSuperBat brought VinsCool to help with the assassination...

 

[VinsCool]

In which he accepted only if...

 

[RevPokemon]

Shenmue 3 comes out

 

[VinsCool]

Shenmue 3 comes out

(wtf is this?)

VinsCool then go to FoxMan's base and prepared the assassination.

 

[RevPokemon]

He had it planned out only they would have to buy some guns and ammo at

 

[VinsCool]

AmmuNation. The met Trevor on the go and proposed him if...

 

[ComeTurismO]

He got Ron and Michael with Franklin as a backup.

 

[VinsCool]

They goes to Los Santos to begin the plan as it should.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Unfortunately, the remaining Aztecas, the Lost, the Chinese, the Ballas, and Madrazos come out of nowhere and..

 

[VinsCool]

Killed FoxMan.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Michelle and Trisha were angered by this and they killed the Lost. The rest ran away. Costello came out of nowhere and updated Foxman's driver, hoping it would save him. Upon updating the driver, Foxman began to breathe. Trisha and Michelle were happy and they took him to the hospital. Doctors said he would be fine.

 

[shinyquagsire23]

However, it seems that the doctors were wrong.

 

[RevPokemon]

As he ws a zombie

 

[ComeTurismO]

Foxman than infected everyone who he saw, which was the hospital staff. They all became zombies. One curious kid who wanted to be a fucking zombie turned into a fucking zombie and infected his family, and his neighbor's daughter...

 

[RevPokemon]

Foxman than infected everyone who he saw, which was the hospital staff. They all became zombies. One curious kid who wanted to be a fucking zombie turned into a fucking zombie and infected his family, and his neighbor's daughter...

And then they infected the President and caused world twerk in Afghanistan

 

[ComeTurismO]

The remaining normal Afghans tried going to Canada, as refugee status. However, Canada declined unless they sang the ABC song. None of them wanted to do it, so the Canadians sent them to USA. The Americans then said...

 

[RevPokemon]

The remaining normal Afghans tried going to Canada, as refugee status. However, Canada declined unless they sang the ABC song. None of them wanted to do it, so the Canadians sent them to USA. The Americans then said...

They would gave to dress up as members of ymca. so they decided to

 

[ComeTurismO]

(HAHAHA OMFG)
dress up as YMCA members, and had to dance to the song.....