For VinsCool

[VinsCool]

Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you Lucar?
I'mma make you look so ridiculous now!

I'm sorry Lucar!
I didn't mean to hurt yooouuu
I didn't mean to make you cry
but tonight, I'm cleanin out my closet

I want to go back to writting now

 

[Lucar]

Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you Lucar?
I'mma make you look so ridiculous now!

I'm sorry Lucar!
I didn't mean to hurt yooouuu
I didn't mean to make you cry
but tonight, I'm cleanin out my closet

I give up. *Walks Into Door*

 

[WeedZ]

I wanna try.

Unlike @2Hack , my rhythms are ill
I'll be bumpin my pills with hundred dollar bills.
My heart is strong, and my mind is keen.
I'm the mutha fuckin king of everything you've ever seen.
In a time machine, I'm a villain in time.
Unchronologically committing the crime.
On a jetski in the river of causality.
Your biggest weakness is your own mortality, toohack.
I've got a box of bullets that put black holes into the empty void of space.
I'll make you dissappear without a trace.

 

[2Hack]

oohohoh mee turn
OC

I hear some whispers from WeedZ1985
but will they still be audible when I'm brandishing my knives?
Cutting throats open like bags of milk
Lucar already got his mufikin throat cut through like silk

lil bitch, can't find a suit that fits
that shirt sags more than your man-tits!
got yourself a big ass skull to distribute all that dome
but your dick remains your smallest bone
I'm a king, you a bottom
when you see a pair of nuts, you yell Got EEEEEEEMMMMM

 

[WeedZ]

oohohoh mee turn
OC

I hear some whispers from WeedZ1985
but will they still be audible when I'm brandishing my knives?
Cutting throats open like bags of milk
Lucar already got his mufikin throat cut through like silk

lil bitch, can't find a suit that fits
that shirt sags more than your man-tits!
got yourself a big ass skull to distribute all that dome
but your dick remains your smallest bone
I'm a king, you a bottom
when you see a pair of nuts, you yell Got EEEEEEEMMMMM

Not bad. Ok, I'll do one more.

You heard me whispering in your ear.
But you didn't see me coming in for the kill.
Your nutz, yeah I got em, imma keep as a trophy.
For the time I beat you worse then the hulk beat loki.
2hack, tryin to get his groove back.
But even slim shady can't save us from this plagiarized trainwreck.
I'm not on the business of taking disses.
I give stitches, burn bridges and when I'm inclined I wreck bitches.
Now you know, and your beggin and praying on your knees.
But there ain't a force in the universe as powerful as me.
I'm gunna end it here, I have nothing else to say.
But it's fine, youre retired, and rap sucks anyway.

 

[CIAwesome526]

 

[WeedZ]

You do one

 

[CIAwesome526]

You do one

You tell me to do one
But what am I to do
Hopefully it's something fun
Like fallout or portal 2.

Ive been watchin' you guys rhyme
And I've been wondering why,
But it's been getting more and more obvious
That you and Vinny have just been smoking lime!

Y'know now that I think of it,
The conclusion it seems I've hit.
All that you have asked of me
Is to smoke some eggs with vinny!


I know it may seem logical,
But it's not that nor philisophical.
I have just been ignorant
That 2hack's been smoking mints!

Now it's time for the next verse
But it's become a curse!
For every time a drop a rhyme
I end up smoking mimes...

 

[WeedZ]

You tell me to do one
But what am I to do
Hopefully it's something fun
Like fallout or portal 2.

Ive been watchin' you guys rhyme
And I've been wondering why,
But it's been getting more and more obvious
That you and Vinny have just been smoking lime!

Y'know now that I think of it,
The conclusion it seems I've hit.
All that you have asked of me
Is to smoke some eggs with vinny!


I know it may seem logical,
But it's not that nor philisophical.
I have just been ignorant
That 2hack's been smoking mints!

Now it's time for the next verse
But it's become a curse!
For every time a drop a rhyme
I end up smoking mimes...

 

[CIAwesome526]

Now that I've dropped my rhymes
Its now your turn, it's about time.
I've been waiting for this for 3 hours
But I know your poem will be as poor as a 20 year old flower.

Come on, what are you waiting for?
I will use you to mop the floor
Because I know your rhymes will be sub-par
Since, if you haven't noticed, that's what they have been so far.

Now it's time to prove your worthy
Up until now your poems have been dirty
I doubt you'll beat me,
The best poet in jersey.

 

[Jacklack3]

WE ALSO NEED PHOENIX WRIGHT. THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SOME PLAGIARISM IN THE THREAD.

OBJECTIO- oh shit i spilled my coffee!

 

[CIAwesome526]

Now I know it might be scary,
The thought may make you weary.
You'll reply to me with rhymes
To find you wasted your time.

I'll retaliate like a boss,
To the curb you will be tossed,
The battle you will have lost,
Clothes filled with stains that look like sauce

Quiver in fear like a baby,
Think about replying, maybe,
I'm scarier than the navy,
The mere thought'll make ya wavy.

Rule the world someday I will
A snap of my fingers and you'll be killed.

 

[Jacklack3]

Are we rhyming now?
Just like a talking cow?
Do dogs go bow wow?
When i hurt i say ow!

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN
HE LIVED IN A BIG HOUSE IN JAPAN
HE INVENTED A GAME, THAT WAS SO COOL
BUT IT WAS SO HIGH YOU NEEDED A STOOL
HE MET A FRIEND HIS NAME WAS DAN
HE WAS ALSO A MAN FROM JAPAN
HE INVENTED THE COOLEST GAME
THAT HE WAS IN THE HALL OF FAME!

Fuck you.
Boo hoo.
Kiss my ass.
Im going to mass.

 

[CIAwesome526]

Are we rhyming now?
Just like a talking cow?
Do dogs go bow wow?
When i hurt i say ow!

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN
HE LIVED IN A BIG HOUSE IN JAPAN
HE INVENTED A GAME, THAT WAS SO COOL
BUT IT WAS SO HIGH YOU NEEDED A STOOL
HE MET A FRIEND HIS NAME WAS DAN
HE WAS ALSO A MAN FROM JAPAN
HE INVENTED THE COOLEST GAME
THAT HE WAS IN THE HALL OF FAME!

Fuck you.
Boo hoo.
Kiss my ass.
Im going to mass.

Your rhymes are so weak
Even Your mom lost all faith in you once she took a peek.
Yeah that poem was so poor
The greatest form of torture would be for you to write some more.

 

[Jacklack3]

 

[Konno Ryo]

This looks like a rap battle.

Just leave the Waifus at home.

 

[Subtle Demise]

Dum.

 

[BurningDesire]

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I think of this harem
I play with my wiener

 

[WeedZ]

Are we rhyming now?
Just like a talking cow?
Do dogs go bow wow?
When i hurt i say ow!

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN
HE LIVED IN A BIG HOUSE IN JAPAN
HE INVENTED A GAME, THAT WAS SO COOL
BUT IT WAS SO HIGH YOU NEEDED A STOOL
HE MET A FRIEND HIS NAME WAS DAN
HE WAS ALSO A MAN FROM JAPAN
HE INVENTED THE COOLEST GAME
THAT HE WAS IN THE HALL OF FAME!

Fuck you.
Boo hoo.
Kiss my ass.
Im going to mass.

 

[ComeTurismO]

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES ARE HURTING