1. 2Hack

    OP 2Hack HYPiavelli
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    Prepare to cringe at this... thing I have created....


    Vinscool, used to be the hero of Hyrule
    used to have a liquor filled swimming pool .
    Now his Umbreon has taken control,
    he's got 3 cherry pies dancing on a pole.
    Smea has taken his soul, poured it into a bowl,
    Chopped like Darth Maul, revived like Qui-Gon.
    Iwata is gone, but he lives on, the lights stay on,
    he's munching on the haters like they are; PRAWNS

    The strippers mean nothing to him though,
    it's all about the hacking and blow.
    He witnessed 2Hack on death row, that's not all, no!
    He witnessed the crimes committed, the features omitted,
    2Hack imprisoned, the features envisioned,
    he waited and listened. PagaN and Tom kissin'
    A pirate's ambition, veteran users conditioned,
    To them a long wait was natural, Sky was not actual,
    Cubic Ninja not functional, updating not possible.

    He went mad. 99 personalities seemed rad
    but soon turned bad. Pokemon waging war,
    their numbers never exceeded four, their efforts poor
    crushed by link link link and link. But his power continued to sink sink sink.

    His english is now good enough to rule Sudoku
    he cant be arsed to write a bs haiku
    His madness too true
    no other option for the thread
    but Seppuku
     
  2. GhostLatte

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    Where is François?
     
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  3. 2Hack

    OP 2Hack HYPiavelli
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    I could add more, but I got a paper that is now late, to finish.
     
  4. VinsCool

    VinsCool Persona Secretiva Felineus
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  5. Lucar

    Lucar GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    QUICK SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR IN HERE
     
  6. 2Hack

    OP 2Hack HYPiavelli
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    I'm about to lose my mind
    You’ve been gone for so long, I’m runnin' outta time
    I need a doctor, call me a doctor
    I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life​
     
  7. Lucar

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    AND MAYBE A PSYCHIATRIST TOO, FOR 2HACK
     
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  8. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud
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    GhostLatte GBAtemp's Official Van Master™
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  10. Lucar

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    CHERRY PIE NEEDS SOMEONE TO EAT HIM TOO
     
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  11. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud
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    on it
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. 2Hack

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    I used to say that
    But I don’t even know if I believe it when I’m sayin' that
    Doubts startin' to creep in, every day it's just so grey and black.
    Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision.
    When I play it for ‘em, they just say it's wack, but they don’t know what dope is
    And I don’t know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.
     
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    Are you a closet poet?
     
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    Perfect.

    STILL WAITING ON THE PSYCHIATRIST. ANY MINUTE NOW WOULD BE NICE.
     
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  15. 2Hack

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    this one was ripped from Eminem, Skylar Grey, and Doctor Dre's "I need a doctor"

    I wish I could write something as powerful as Eminem...

    The OP was original content
     
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  16. Lucar

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    WE ALSO NEED PHOENIX WRIGHT. THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SOME PLAGIARISM IN THE THREAD.
     
  17. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud
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    When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

    just because i felt like plagiarizing.
     
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  18. 2Hack

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    Lucar, I'm talkin' to you too, 2Hack's still here
    I like the sound of that, yeah
    It's got a ring to it, don't it?
    Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

    Now hush, little Lucar, don't you cry
    Everything's gonna be alright
    Stiffen that upperlip up little Lucar, i told ya
    2Hack's here to hold ya through the night
    I know mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why
    We feel how we feel inside
    It may seem a little crazy, Little Lucar
    But i promise: momma's gon' be alright

    Why do I always choose the sad songs to copy off of. They make me sad :(
     
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  19. Lucar

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    This almost makes me want to eat those Red Flowers I keep in my Desk Drawer for Special Occasions.

    EDIT: MORE PLAGIARISM 2HACK. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
     
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  20. 2Hack

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    Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
    Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
    Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
    See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
    Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you Lucar?
    I'mma make you look so ridiculous now!

    I'm sorry Lucar!
    I didn't mean to hurt yooouuu
    I didn't mean to make you cry
    but tonight, I'm cleanin out my closet
     
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