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Prepare to cringe at this... thing I have created....
Vinscool, used to be the hero of Hyrule
used to have a liquor filled swimming pool .
Now his Umbreon has taken control,
he's got 3 cherry pies dancing on a pole.
Smea has taken his soul, poured it into a bowl,
Chopped like Darth Maul, revived like Qui-Gon.
Iwata is gone, but he lives on, the lights stay on,
he's munching on the haters like they are; PRAWNS
The strippers mean nothing to him though,
it's all about the hacking and blow.
He witnessed 2Hack on death row, that's not all, no!
He witnessed the crimes committed, the features omitted,
2Hack imprisoned, the features envisioned,
he waited and listened. PagaN and Tom kissin'
A pirate's ambition, veteran users conditioned,
To them a long wait was natural, Sky was not actual,
Cubic Ninja not functional, updating not possible.
He went mad. 99 personalities seemed rad
but soon turned bad. Pokemon waging war,
their numbers never exceeded four, their efforts poor
crushed by link link link and link. But his power continued to sink sink sink.
His english is now good enough to rule Sudoku
he cant be arsed to write a bs haiku
His madness too true
no other option for the thread
but Seppuku
Vinscool, used to be the hero of Hyrule
used to have a liquor filled swimming pool .
Now his Umbreon has taken control,
he's got 3 cherry pies dancing on a pole.
Smea has taken his soul, poured it into a bowl,
Chopped like Darth Maul, revived like Qui-Gon.
Iwata is gone, but he lives on, the lights stay on,
he's munching on the haters like they are; PRAWNS
The strippers mean nothing to him though,
it's all about the hacking and blow.
He witnessed 2Hack on death row, that's not all, no!
He witnessed the crimes committed, the features omitted,
2Hack imprisoned, the features envisioned,
he waited and listened. PagaN and Tom kissin'
A pirate's ambition, veteran users conditioned,
To them a long wait was natural, Sky was not actual,
Cubic Ninja not functional, updating not possible.
He went mad. 99 personalities seemed rad
but soon turned bad. Pokemon waging war,
their numbers never exceeded four, their efforts poor
crushed by link link link and link. But his power continued to sink sink sink.
His english is now good enough to rule Sudoku
he cant be arsed to write a bs haiku
His madness too true
no other option for the thread
but Seppuku