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Prepare to cringe at this... thing I have created....


Vinscool, used to be the hero of Hyrule
used to have a liquor filled swimming pool .
Now his Umbreon has taken control,
he's got 3 cherry pies dancing on a pole.
Smea has taken his soul, poured it into a bowl,
Chopped like Darth Maul, revived like Qui-Gon.
Iwata is gone, but he lives on, the lights stay on,
he's munching on the haters like they are; PRAWNS

The strippers mean nothing to him though,
it's all about the hacking and blow.
He witnessed 2Hack on death row, that's not all, no!
He witnessed the crimes committed, the features omitted,
2Hack imprisoned, the features envisioned,
he waited and listened. PagaN and Tom kissin'
A pirate's ambition, veteran users conditioned,
To them a long wait was natural, Sky was not actual,
Cubic Ninja not functional, updating not possible.

He went mad. 99 personalities seemed rad
but soon turned bad. Pokemon waging war,
their numbers never exceeded four, their efforts poor
crushed by link link link and link. But his power continued to sink sink sink.

His english is now good enough to rule Sudoku
he cant be arsed to write a bs haiku
His madness too true
no other option for the thread
but Seppuku
 

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CHERRY PIE NEEDS SOMEONE TO EAT HIM TOO
on it
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AND MAYBE A PSYCHIATRIST TOO, FOR 2HACK
I used to say that
But I don’t even know if I believe it when I’m sayin' that
Doubts startin' to creep in, every day it's just so grey and black.
Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision.
When I play it for ‘em, they just say it's wack, but they don’t know what dope is
And I don’t know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.
 

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I used to say that
But I don’t even know if I believe it when I’m sayin' that
Doubts startin' to creep in, every day it's just so grey and black.
Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision.
When I play it for ‘em, they just say it's wack, but they don’t know what dope is
And I don’t know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.
Are you a closet poet?
 
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Perfect.

I used to say that
But I don’t even know if I believe it when I’m sayin' that
Doubts startin' to creep in, every day it's just so grey and black.
Hope, I just need a ray of that, 'cause no one sees my vision.
When I play it for ‘em, they just say it's wack, but they don’t know what dope is
And I don’t know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.

STILL WAITING ON THE PSYCHIATRIST. ANY MINUTE NOW WOULD BE NICE.
 
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WE ALSO NEED PHOENIX WRIGHT. THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SOME PLAGIARISM IN THE THREAD.
When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

just because i felt like plagiarizing.
 
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WE ALSO NEED PHOENIX WRIGHT. THERE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN SOME PLAGIARISM IN THE THREAD.
Lucar, I'm talkin' to you too, 2Hack's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it, don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

Now hush, little Lucar, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little Lucar, i told ya
2Hack's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, Little Lucar
But i promise: momma's gon' be alright

Why do I always choose the sad songs to copy off of. They make me sad :(
 
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Lucar, I'm talkin' to you too, 2Hack's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it, don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

Now hush, little Lucar, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little Lucar, i told ya
2Hack's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now, and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, Little Lucar
But i promise: momma's gon' be alright

This almost makes me want to eat those Red Flowers I keep in my Desk Drawer for Special Occasions.

EDIT: MORE PLAGIARISM 2HACK. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
 
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This almost makes me want to eat those Red Flowers I keep in my Desk Drawer for Special Occasions.

EDIT: MORE PLAGIARISM 2HACK. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you Lucar?
I'mma make you look so ridiculous now!

I'm sorry Lucar!
I didn't mean to hurt yooouuu
I didn't mean to make you cry
but tonight, I'm cleanin out my closet
 

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