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Discussion in 'General Gaming Discussion' started by Pahicken, Mar 3, 2011.
Well this isnt really funny but: You want sleep? K O. (ok reversed)
This has got to be one of my favourites. First time I saw this, a few days after I got my first PS3, I swear I laughed so hard I nearly puked.
I'll have a think and drop by later with more, there are some truly classic lines in gaming.
"There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherf#$%*@ way. You pick." - The Boss, Conker's Bad Fur Day
House of the Dead: OVERKILL
Warning: Spoilers inside!
"Where do you think you're going? Because, I don't think you're going where you think you're going"
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" - Colonel
"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry." - Colonel
"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?" - Colonel
"What do jeans have to do with nature and order?" - Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid 2 is awesome.
Golden Sun 1, the main characters first words (; dont spoil it XP
"Die Monster, you doesn't belong to this world." - Richter, Castlevania: SotN.
Somehow I love this speach, not only because the engrish, but also because Richter treats Dracula as a "you" and an "it" at the same time >-p
Warning: Spoilers inside!
Dunno if it fully qualifies for this thread but it's one of my favorite scenes.
Some of Dante's quote lines are funny. Especially near the end of the video.
Just about everything HK-47 says in the Star Wars - KotOR games is great. My particular favorite is his definition of love:
Here are some other lines that I like.
"You're finished!" by Roxas
"Here we go!" by Mario
"Mamamia" by Mario
"Is that all you got?" by Vanitas
"I can't let you do that starfox"
"Do a barrel rool!"
FF7 Cid - "Get us some GODDAMN TEA!"
I cracked up so hard.
Xman arcade game
Magneto: Welcome to die!
2 actually, the first one didn't crack me up that much...
Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula
"What is a human?
A miserable pile of secrets!"
Legend Of Zelda 2 NES, Error
"Hello, I am Error"
"Let's race dem cars!"
Red in Pokemon Gold/Silver - "..."
I felt that it was a great show of irony, giving a silent protagonist silent dialog.
Also, "I kill you, X-CHICKEN!"
"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great." - GLaDOS
"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you … which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" - GLaDOS