Favorite video game characters lines

[Pahicken]

Well this isnt really funny but: You want sleep? K O. (ok reversed)

 

[Blaze163]

This has got to be one of my favourites. First time I saw this, a few days after I got my first PS3, I swear I laughed so hard I nearly puked.

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I'll have a think and drop by later with more, there are some truly classic lines in gaming.

 

[Nujui]

"There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherf#$%*@ way. You pick." - The Boss, Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

[Master Mo]

House of the Dead: OVERKILL

Spoiler

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`Nuff said

 

[Ikki]

"Where do you think you're going? Because, I don't think you're going where you think you're going"

 

[Guild McCommunist]

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" - Colonel

"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry." - Colonel

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?" - Colonel

"What do jeans have to do with nature and order?" - Solid Snake

Metal Gear Solid 2 is awesome.

 

[ninchya]

Golden Sun 1, the main characters first words (; dont spoil it XP

 

[toguro_max]

"Die Monster, you doesn't belong to this world." - Richter, Castlevania: SotN.

Somehow I love this speach, not only because the engrish, but also because Richter treats Dracula as a "you" and an "it" at the same time >-p

 

[Hells Malice]

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Dunno if it fully qualifies for this thread but it's one of my favorite scenes.

 

[Shockwind]

Some of Dante's quote lines are funny. Especially near the end of the video.

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[kaputnik]

Just about everything HK-47 says in the Star Wars - KotOR games is great. My particular favorite is his definition of love:

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[Shockwind]

Here are some other lines that I like.
"You're finished!" by Roxas
"Here we go!" by Mario
"Mamamia" by Mario
"Is that all you got?" by Vanitas

 

[bigpaws]

"I can't let you do that starfox"
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"Do a barrel rool!"

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

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[Slyakin]

FF7 Cid - "Get us some GODDAMN TEA!"

I cracked up so hard.

 

[4-leaf-clover]

Xman arcade game

Magneto: Welcome to die!

 

[AlanJohn]

2 actually, the first one didn't crack me up that much...

Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula
"What is a human?
A miserable pile of secrets!"

Legend Of Zelda 2 NES, Error
"Hello, I am Error"

 

[whoomph]

"Let's race dem cars!"

 

[_Chaz_]

Red in Pokemon Gold/Silver - "..."

I felt that it was a great show of irony, giving a silent protagonist silent dialog.

Xman arcade game

Magneto: Welcome to die!

Also, "I kill you, X-CHICKEN!"

 

[Paarish]

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye", and you were like, "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great." - GLaDOS

"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you … which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" - GLaDOS