The IGN review has ten times the fun of the game, and it's FREE!
(well, you know, whatever).
http://ds.ign.com/articles/869/869658p1.html
Seriously, though, great review. Funniest one I've read in a while.
"The same engine from the previous crappy game. The one with the clunky controls, the odd camera angle, and the piss-poor graphics. Do you hate kids, Handheld Games? Why do you keep making games that are hard to control and look terrible when you know they're for children? It hurts me on the inside, fellas."
The IGN reviews of crap games are my favorite ones.
I don't miss the days when all we had to read was from "reviewers" who got all of their advertising from the companies, and, miraculously, every game from certain companies was AWESOME!