Dad jokes

[The Catboy]

My dad is a joke

 

[slaphappygamer]

Have you heard the one about a silent train?

Yea, me either.

 

[impeeza]

After my ex died, I couldn't shower alone for like 10 years, but I am out of prison now.

 

[Veho]

 

[impeeza]

Why the Mexican guy take anti-anxiety medication? for his-panic attacks!

 

[impeeza]

TVs are getting so big, it's insane
Look at my brand new tv compared to my dishwasher
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Which is another name for cumming inside a woman? -loading the dishwasher

 

[Noctosphere]

Not really dad jokes, but....

 

[impeeza]

Not really dad jokes, but....
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man you need dedication to achieve THAT!


Say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly through school zones.

 

[impeeza]

I ask my father for a marriage advice, he answer: «Don't be a dummy, always come on the tummy»

 

[impeeza]

what you call a bad circumcision? a ripoff

 

[impeeza]

A friend of mine was taken of the medical registration because he slept with a patient, It's a shame he was a damn good vet.

 

[Noctosphere]

A friend of mine was taken of the medical registration because he slept with a patient, It's a shame he was a damn good vet.

 

[impeeza]

what Cinderella do when she go to the ball? «gagging sound»

 

[AncientBoi]

I ask my father for a marriage advice, he answer: «Don't be a dummy, always come on the tummy»

Guys, don't follow this advice as I've been trying to get preggy since ... ..

 

[BakerMan]

Guys, don't follow this advice as I've been trying to get preggy since ... ..

 

[impeeza]

Where do you find a cow with no legs? the place you left her.

 

[Veho]

Where do you find a cow with no legs? the place you left her.

What do call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

 

[impeeza]

How many tickles you need to make a octopus to laught ten-ticles

 

[Deleted member 725709]

a dad trying to figure out his son's sexuality:

" hey boy, would you like lady-fingers or mentoes?"

 

[impeeza]

What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? about 140 calories