Corrupt a wish!

[broitsak]

Granted, but it lags like crazy
I wish my android tablet was an ipad :/

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, get ubuntu on your android.

I wish that you did not need internet to install ubuntu on my pc.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted you now need 7 ghz of cpu speed



i wish that win8 did not suck

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it now blows

I wish for a pie made with the 4th wall...

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but it was made with the 5th wall

i wish i had pax day 3 tickets

 

[1stClassZackFair]

granted but the tickets disappear and reappear in different places so you have to constantly search for them

i wish life didn't suck so much

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but, you hate life so much that you kill yourself.

I wish that I did not need linux to make a sega 32x cd game.

 

[TheNlightenedOne]

Granted, but you have to use Windows, so your computer crashes constantly.

I wish I had Heroes of Ruin...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now none of your characters can level up

I wish for a fridge made out of chocolate rain.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but the overlord of mice smells such a fridge, and rises up with his mouse army to take over your fridge, thus gaining power over the fridge, he sets out to conquer many more fridges, until the whole world has nowhere to store all of their various grocery products, and the groceries of the world begin to mutate and serve the mice overlords, thus leading to the extermination of the human race as we know it.

I wish my imagination didnt get carried away so often

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

It'll be played out on the whitescreen.


I wish I had something to do today.

 

[_kbnft]

Granted, you ninjad me.
I wish for less ninjas.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted,
You're now able to respond quicker.


I wish for some food ;3

 

[_kbnft]

Granted, it's stuff you hate; like prunes and ketchup flavored popsicles.
I wish Dj Max Technika Tune was released today.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish there were only two people sane enough to rule this world... both of them being me.

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but, Eric Cartman kills you because the power of the stick of truth over powers you.

I wish that the new south park game doesn't suck.

 

[broitsak]

Granted, it now blows.
I wish you would stop with the flipping south park stuff.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted, he starts talking about family guy, and Dane Cook "jokes" -.-
I wish you never would have made me grant that

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted, he forced you to. Also what's dane cook? I never heard of it . I'll google it.

I wish that the game I'm making gets a beta relese on gbatemp soon.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
I probably will try and play it.

I wish for a safe journey towards Italy in 2 weeks.