Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but birds become extinct

I wish for green eggs and ham

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I only give you the eggs.

I wish I had some bananas right now.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they are on
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

I wish to be on the moon with moon bananas

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they are just ordinary bananas...that were also sent to the moon.

I wish for a troll pet.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get alanjohn

I wish for a catalyst

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but WHAT THE FU-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
MWAHAHAHA WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!

I wish for an apocalypse.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its a pony apocalypse.

I wish for a pony apocalypse

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's a zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a shotgun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its glued to a hobo

I wish for super glue

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it has no applicator.

I wish for a sharpie.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its pink

I wish for a pink sharpie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it ran out of ink.

I wish for ink.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, every time you use, you drain some of fluttershy's blood

I wish for a cursed sharpie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's only cursed because it curses at people.

I wish for a roflcopter.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you cant get to dah choppah

I wish for a cookie

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted..wait..
Who told you you could eat my cookies?
POOT DAT KOOKY DAUWN! NAO!!

I wish for a switch.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its a snitch

I wish for a stitch

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it still can't patch that hole in your pants.

I wish to flip something over.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you flip over a flipper

I wish for a flippy flipped flipper flip

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. （╯°□°）╯︵ O ︵ O ︵ O

I wish to roll everything.