Corrupt a wish!

[person66]

Granted, you catch all sicknesses known to man

I wish that you did it wrong

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, i posted this instead

I wish for a sonic screwdriver made out of water molecules.

 

[person66]

Granted, but you have to assemble it yourself. Here is a bucket of water.

I wish I had a bucket of water.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the bucket is full of holes

I wish for a holy bucket of water

 

[pistone]

granted but it will have only one drop of water
i wish for a better meal

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you eat dog food

I wish for cat food

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i eat it all

I wish for a thrown object

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a prinny.

I wish for a prinny squad.
wait..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but none of us explode.

I wish to forget to make a wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you make one anyway.

I wish for a better laptop.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it overheats

I wish my laptop would stop overheating...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the battery only lasts for about an hour.

I wish my laptop battery lasted for more than an hour.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it overheats

I wish my laptop battery could explode via remote control.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you don't have the remote.

I wish for space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is occupied by the french

I wish for a white flag

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but someone painted it red.

I wish for an internet.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose 2

I wish for lost internets

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get them back.

I wish I could download the internet into my microwave.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the microwave makes everything sticky.

I wish to download the internet... TO MY BRAIN!!!

 

[person66]

granted, but your brain gets overloaded, and has to delete it to free up some space.

I wish the internet could download me