Corrupt a wish!

[koimayeul]

granted but homer simpson bath in it and drink all of it

i wish to be a hobo with a shotgun

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have no ammo

I wish for a ammo made out of chocolate

 

[Chhotu uttam]

Granted,but you have no gun.


I wish no one wishes after me

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forced against your will to keep wishing until the end of the universes existence.

I dont wish to wish and so wishy washy i am that i wish upon a wish that mine wish be wished through wishfullness and thus i wish.

 

[Chhotu uttam]

Granted,but taken back as I didn't understood what you said

I wish to transform this thread into a pokemon thread

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, now all the wishes are about pokemon

I wish for a magikarp

 

[Paarish]

granted but it evolves in gyrados

I wish for mudkips

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but it is level 1 and a bug prevent it to evolve any more

I wish for a good spanking

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, get your ass over here so I can whip it good!

I wish for an actual whip to whip people with.

 

[chyyran]

Granted, but it's a sentient being and it whips yourself in the face.

I wish for a non corrupted wish.

 

[machomuu]

Denied, your wish is corrupted.

I wish to be teleported to another thread.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Welcome to "the I love p1ngpong thread".


I wish p1ngy were here.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but so are ponies. ;O;

I wish I could download the internet.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted it is stored directly by your brain and makes you become multi-schyzophrenic.. in simpler words you get crazy, scratch your eyes with your nails, eat your own fecal matter and die from electric shock

I wish to have a hot asian gf that is not obsessed with money

 

[pistone]

granted but she will be obsessed with me

i wish i had a flaying shoes !

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but since they have a mind of their own, they fly away from you.

I wish for sticky.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are forever stuck

I wish for pringles

 

[pistone]

granted ..........they sucks anyway

i wish for some help

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but piggy gets eaten

I wish for a piggy to eat

 

[pistone]

grated ...........until i finished with him
i wish for a piggy cloner ..........so i can make 152 piggy clones !