Corrupt a wish!

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but I'm not quite sure what I granted since I didn't quite understand the wish.
Here is what I'm guessing you asked for:

I wish to rule earth and its people.

 

[tagzard]

Granted but they rebel against you

I wish for a PS3

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its bricked :/

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from typing this wish

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but as you get back right before wishing that wish, you forgot not to wish the wish and wish it... muwhahaha

I wish for the solution to divide zero...

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. But your brain hemorrhages when you discover it and you... Forget it again.


I wish that the next wisher won't wish

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but I wished anyways.

I wish the mods would delete this post.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they start banning all your posts

I wish I&2%$9&&@&47&^*&%8%&&%3&$&*#4%*#7@&$&*#&%&*47#&@^&#@%*()#*$^&*( glitching

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but he has MPD (dis) and his other personality kicks in.

I wish I never saw those Subconjunctival hemorrhage pictures on wikipedia...

 

[YetoJesse]

Granted, but they start banning all your posts

I wish I&2%$9&&@&47&^*&%8%&&%3&$&*#4%*#7@&$&*#&%&*47#&@^&#@%*()#*$^&*( glitching

Granted, but you freeze and have to be reset... check mah prev post plox :3


(god fut fudge... quickness! >

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you, yourself, start to hemorrhage in the same fashion

I wish for some pure ethanol, a lighter, 25 sticks, 20 packets of cheese, a human sized rotating hamster wheel, and a stick of gum.

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but you now have no idea what you had planned for it.

I wish I had my own fully-operational, TARDIS

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. Oh, please sign this document saying that you, Jamstruth accept any responsibility if your TARDIS self-destructs or spontaneously explodes.

Your TARDIS has a built-in trigger bomb, btw... You can't use it, or it'll blow up.


I wish that the next wisher isn't [insert username here].

EDIT:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you cant edit your post.

I wish for what is this i dont even

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted, but I edit my post.

I wish the next wisher's wish was cut in half.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but I reverted it.
I wish I

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. But


I wish catboy didn't read this wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you never made a wish.

I wish for a rotating kill machine.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You're strapped to it. Hey, what's this button do?


I wish this wish wasn't so elaborately dreary and over-unsimplified to the point that the next wisher is confused and hurts himself/herself.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your wish is nothing but drivel :/

I wish for a portal gun

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. But only things smaller than a needle's eye can fit into the portals it makes. Oh, and I get cake. [Yay cake! ♥]


I wish for a different wish than this one I posted.