Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

granted, but the seat you take is right next to Chris Hansen.

I wish that it rains men

 

[Paarish]

granted but I don't wanna corrupt this wish...

I wish it's still raining men

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, im not gonna corrupt this just for teh lulz

I wish I wasn't stuck in space.

 

[Paarish]

did you say space?

i wanna go to space

space

wanna go to space

"dad i'm in space"

"i'm so proud you son"

"dad are you space?"

"yes, now we are a family again"

 

[LunaWofl]

OH- play it cool, play it cool, here come space cops.

 

[Paarish]

Earth.
Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.
Wanna go home.
Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
Earth earth earth.
Don't like space. Don't like space.
It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You explode as soon as you enter the atmosphere.

I wish that the thread didn't die here.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it dies with this post

I wish for a world of pain

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you are its only inhabitant.

I wish that the person who grants this wish corrupts his own wish.

 

[SamAsh07]

Granted, now my corrupted wish will become uncorrupted, Corruption + Corruption = No Corruption

I wish I had a corrupted wish so that the chain of corruption to corrupt every wish would start again.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted.

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[Mondegreen]

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I wish I had a Minecraft premium account.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you dont remember, and cannot obtain, the password to it.

I wish I could be bothered to try out minecraft.

 

[Paarish]

granted but you find it boring and unintersting

I wish I didn't find minecrft boring and uninteresting so I could actually play what I paid for

 

[FireGrey]

granted, but your computer crashes every time you play it.

i wish i was awesome

 

[Paarish]

granted but you become so awesome, you turn into a douche

i wish I had Micah's ability in heroes

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all machines and electronics cease to exist.

I wish I had one more instrument so I could wake up that god damn windfish.

 

[Paarish]

granted but the game crashes

i wish the weather was better

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the weather is now better for someone else.

I wish I could divide by zero, and not confuse others.

 

[Paarish]

granted but oh shit!

Spoiler

http://komplexify.com/images/2010/Divide-by-zero-4.jpg

I wish Ocarina of Time would release already...