Corrupt a wish!

[Doggy124]

Granted but you made a mistake that kill you in the future.

I wish no one reply after me.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted.

I wish to void Doggy's wish so that people besides noone could still play

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but now everyone has to play. And i haven't seen Everyone on here in a while. In fact, i don't even think Everyone posts here anymore. Well, we're still screwed.

I wish my job would be to surf the internets for nekkid chickz and pir8ed gamez. w3rd.

 

[psycoblaster]

Granted, but most of the sites installed viruses and were fake o.O
maybe few rickrolls in there too...
I wish I can fly

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But the internet is given into control of the Vatican and they censor all immoral things off the servers around the globe. The only thing left is Perez Hilton.com and Wikipedia.

I wish I had a laptop.

Posts merged

Edit:

Granted but global warm melts the ozone layer and causes you to die first.

I wish I had 2 laptops. One normal and one super portable and sturdy.-

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but the super portable was so thin that your mom that it was a cookie so she ated
i wish there where more people like gizmo_gal who posted a comment and thankd me

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You are mobbed by a group of Fanboys and Fangirls who love you so much, they wind up trampling and each tearing off a bit of your flesh/clothes/hair/guts for a keepsake and sold them on backchannels of Ebay.

I wish that there really were more people like me.

 

[WildWon]

Granted. You are mobbed by a group of Fanboys and Fangirls who love you so much, they wind up trampling and each tearing off a bit of your flesh/clothes/hair/guts for a keepsake and sold them on backchannels of Ebay.

I wish that there really were more people like me.

Granted, but now you're not as special. In fact Gizmo Gal ver 2.0 and 2.2 are better. Sorry

I wish i wouldn't have to wish for this wish that wished a wish of wishing wishes.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You get jackcrap regardless of not wanting to wish for a wish of wishing wishes

I wish I had an A average and was the standout kid of the year in my family.

 

[xcalibur]

Granted. You get jackcrap regardless of not wanting to wish for a wish of wishing wishes

I wish I had an A average and was the standout kid of the year in my family.

Granted but now you are forced to keep it up and the pressure causes you to snap and suffer a nervous breakdown.

I wish I don't do bad in my exams.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You do terrifically and suffer the same fate that you said I would.

I wish vengenance weren't quite this sweet--its giving me a toothache.

 

[KDH]

Granted. Vengeance is now twice as sour as rotten eggs, and you can literally taste it.

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Eternal Myst]

granted,but there were....................erm side effects

I wish I knew what an omnipotent is.

 

[psycoblaster]

Granted, but you lost the rest of your vocab knowledge

I wish I was like deufeufeu

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted but as I have no idea who deufeufeu is you end up as depoopoo.

I wish I was bootlegger in the 20's.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, you have been ported to the 1920's and your leg has been replaced with a boot. GOOD LUCK GETTING A PEDICURE NOW!

I wish i was born earlier so i could have spent my teens/early 20s in the 70's.

 

[Kiok]

Granted, you have been ported to the 1920's and your leg has been replaced with a boot. GOOD LUCK GETTING A PEDICURE NOW!

I wish i was born earlier so i could have spent my teens/early 20s in the 70's.

Granted but you lived in basement

I wish the next person wish 2 post from now wish i granted.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Uhm....Granted :?

I wish I knew what the above user meant.

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but it won't make any sense :x

i wish i washed a dish

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but the dish dashed the wash and wished a fish fought the first fight.

I wish more people would see Zombie Strippers.