Corrupt a wish!

[Doggy124]

Granted, but your flight delayed for 3 years.


I wish I got new PC

 

[KDH]

Granted, but it was confiscated by the MPAA because it was preloaded with pirated movies. Should have built it yourself.

I wish I had the question that goes with the answer of 42...

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything has a numeric solution in Douglas Adams' series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In the story, a "simple answer" to The Ultimate Question is requested from the computer Deep Thought—specially built for this purpose. It takes Deep Thought 7½ million years to compute and check the answer which turns out to be 42. Unfortunately, The Ultimate Question itself is unknown - suggesting on an allegorical level that it is more important to ask the right questions than to seek definite answers,but it is too complicated for you to understand.

I wish I was in a VideoGame.

 

[cruddybuddy]

Granted, but the game was made by CruddyBuddy.

I wish I made a video game with kais in it.

 

[thegame07]

Edit ...

 

[Doggy124]

Granted, whatever thegame07 is typing

I wish everyone here(except me) got banned

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but then no body could respond to this topic so me 2 and then u got crazy and suicided
i wish gbatemp was called mokrotemp

 

[Narin]

Granted, but everyone then leaves the site in protest over the name change.

I wish they would cross-engineer puppies with kittens.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but the profesor who did that made a big mistake they want to take over the world and kill all humans
i wish i had an iphone right now!!!

 

[Eternal Myst]

granted but the profesor who did that made a big mistake they want to take over the world and kill all humans
i wish i had an iphone right now!!!

Granted,but then all of a sudden all iphones attack humans,and make them their slaves.
I wish that I was made of chocolate.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but if its summer your choclate milk and then people will drink you
i wish i was there when you where choclate

 

[Narin]

Granted, but soon after you get swarmed by people and quickly devoured.

I wish that if I make a wish that I wish I had unlimited corruption free wishes that the wish I stated by saying I wish wouldn;t be corrupted by someone reading the wish.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted...but since the granter of this wish read the line too quickly...you get unlimited corruption in the world instead.

I wish I was distorted.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, your distorted and your organs are ruptured. You die.

I wish to change my wish! I wish to thank Kais for his remedy!

 

[Narin]

Granted, but your now frozen in carbonite and put on display until the end of time so people will always remember your legacy.

I wish I had a pet

 

[Eternal Myst]

Granted,but your pet is a human eating Gerbil and eats you.
I wish there were no wars in my homeland,or even in the world.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but! everyone was acting gay cause its to peace full so in 2050 there where no humans cause men where fucking each other
i wish i knew how playstation 10 would be like

 

[Zankurou]

Granted but, it is too much for you to comprehend so your brain explodes.
I wish I wish I was a fish. (Cookie for reference.)

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but your caught by a commercial fishermans net and by the time he realizes you're to ugly/little to be food you're already dead.

I wish my last wish hadn't been overlooked.

 

[juicy_mokro]

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i wish his wish wasnt so dificult to corupt