Corrupt a wish!

[juicy_mokro]

Okay here's an example...

Poster 1:

I wish i had a girl
Poster 2:

Granted, but your girl had aids
I wish I had new socks...

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I'll start:

I wish jennifer lopez was my girl

 

[zeckyD]

Granted

! but jennfer lopez was a guy

I wish i had ps3 ...

 

[Jax]

Granted, but it's too heavy for you to take it.

I wish I had a cookie!

 

[DiNo29]

Granted ! But it can only plays Wii games

Edit : oops too late. Well for the cookie :
Granted ! But it's raspberry flavored.

I wish the TF2 update would finally comes out.

 

[redact]

granted, but it is made by the guy who made elf bowling
i wish i had some barbaque ribs

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but the were sourced from a tribe in Papua New Guinea

I wish I had a guillotine...

 

[xcalibur]

Granted, but the were sourced from a tribe in Papua New Guinea

I wish I had a guillotine...

Granted, but its used on you.

I wish I could go back to england...

 

[Elisa_]

Granted but on arrival, your relatives pick you back home to Egypt? (I think =])

I wish I had more money to spend on beauty and cosmetics

 

[Westside]

Granted, but they make you look 29 years older.
I wish I had a wish...

 

[mthrnite]

Granted, but I thought you said "wash", enjoy your hot bath.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[Westside]

Granted, but now you are allergic to everything but cats.
I wish I had an XBOX 360....

 

[azotyp]

I wish I had an XBOX 360....

Granted but rrod on arrival

I wish I would rule the world.

 

[hankchill]

I wish I would rule the world.

Granted, but the world you are to rule is a star as big as your fist.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted, but your fired
i wish i got money from gbatemp for all my cool topics

 

[Chosen_One]

granted, but you only get gbatemp coins which are worthless

i wish i had some fresh coffee

 

[Destructobot]

granted, but you only get gbatemp coins which are worthless

i wish i had some fresh coffee

Granted, but it burns your crotch horribly when you spill it while driving.

 

[juicy_mokro]

destroctobot aint aint wishing huh.
i wish pokemon where real

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but they just attacked you

i wish i kicked ass in Brawl

 

[PBC]

Granted, but the ass you kicked was your grandma's and she has a stroke because of it

I wish I had more time to think (but I gotta go on a road trip)

 

[moozxy]

Granted but the Goatse invades every one of your thoughts.
I wish it was summer already.