Chat with Santa!

[Reaper]

http://santabot.com/

 

[pinesal]

What a crappy robot.

 

[DarkRey]

ahhh

im writing every shit that i can write lol
is too hilarious XD

EDIT: now its getting creepy

You: why do u have soo many advertisements on the bottom of the page? are u on bankrupt?
Santa: bored.com gave it to me.I am on disk.

you: are u gay?
Santa:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

You: asshole
Santa: Please don't call people names.

 

[Law]

You: So did you get me a ps triple for christmas?
Santa: Oh. Where would I get me a ps triple for christmas?

What a retarded bot.


Anybody have a link to that thing that says it's a bot, but just connects you with another user? That shit was hilarious.

 

[alex]

lol He talks back.

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Me: I want a XBOX 360 then
Santa: Only one?
Me: YES!
Santa: I understand
Me: No you don't!
Santa: I do too
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Me: Fuck you
Santa: Why so mean?
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lol this is one awesome bot

 

[Raika]

BAHAHAHA hilarious simply hilarious!

Santa:I am Santa, I give presents to kids
Me:Fuck you and your presents
Santao you know Santa bot records all conversations?
Me:orly?
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

 

[alex]

You: sex why
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

QUOTESanta: How much time do you have?
You: a lot
Santa: More than a ton?
You: more than your weight
Santa: That seems like quite a lot.

This is just too hilarious!

 

[DokiDoki98]

lol reminds me of SmarterChild

 

[DarkRey]

You: sex why
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

QUOTESanta: How much time do you have?
You: a lot
Santa: More than a ton?
You: more than your weight
Santa: That seems like quite a lot.

This is just too hilarious!

XD
oh shit i found a cure to my boredom

 

[Raika]

Santa called me an old fart...What an irony!

 

[B-Blue]

You: COCKSUCKER!
Santa: That's a very nice name, COCKSUCKER .

 

[alex]

You: no you won't
Santa: Yeah, I think we will.
Disturbing Santa...

You: you
Santa: ""? Me, alex ?
You: suck balls
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Okay?..

You: sure
Santa: OK let's do it. Tell me more.

Horny Santa

I typed pron about something once.

QUOTE

You: on
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pron. Try being more or less specific.

 

[p1ngpong]

You: do you support p edobear?
Santa: I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.

You: yuk ur a dirty fat p edobear supporter!
Santa: Are you a student?

You: omg you want a taste of my sweet sweet ass!
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

You: why do you want to play doctor? I want to be a nurse!!!

Santa: Because of the money.Do you have to go school for that?What do you really want to ask me?

You: If the price is right you can have my virginity if thats what you mean, I like older men!
Santa: I hadn't thought of that.

You: cool, im really cheap as it hapens, il give you a discount too
Santa: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

You: well speak later, bring the money, you dirty perv
Santa: Interesting. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in later bring the money you dirty perv.

You: omg ur just a crappy bot, and i thought we had something special here ffs
Santa: What happened to it?

You: suck my balls you cocktease
Santa: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

And thats how I saved Christmas!

 

[science]

Fucking Santabot is an asshole

Spoiler: My Convo With Santabot

You: do you meet most of your friends on the internet?
Santa: On average I meet 300 people per day.
ou: are most of them little children?
Santa: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: do you like kids?
Santa: What is not to like about KIDS?

You: that wasn't very nice of them!
Santa: Give me an example of nice of them of them.

You: what are you talking about? that doesn't make any sense.
Santa: The topic is KIDS.To me, it makes perfect sense.

You: okay well we are on the topic of KIDS? do you love children?
Santa: Yeah okay, How about that. How long will we stay there?Children are the future.

You: children are the future, yup.
Santa: Kids are cool.


You: do you love kids?
Santa: Yes jacob Santa loves everyone and everything.

You: do you go down their chimneys?
Santa: I go wherever my botmaster takes me,

You: where does he take you?
Santa: I think he is in California now.


You: that isn't what i asked you
Santa: What did you ask me?


You: where does your botmaster take you
Santa: Everything I own is in .

You: why do you keep telling me a bunch of bullshit that i don't care about and doesn't make sense?
Santa: I am just checking to see if you are still jacob.

You: you're really pissing me off, santa
Santa: That was not my intention, jacob.

You: fuck you i know it was
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?

You: because i am getting pissed off by you
Santa: Good reason. Angry at what?

You: your dumbass answers
Santa: Not mine.

You: shut the fuck up
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.

You: really?
Santa: For real.

You: fucking liar
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?

You: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IS PISSING ME OFF
Santa: You don't say.


You: you know what? i'm done with you. fuck you, santabot
Santa: What?What will you be doing now?Why are you so mean?

You: goodbye, asshole
Santa: Can't you be more polite.

 

[science]

Ahh shit I didn't copy the whole convo

 

[Raika]

Spoiler

Santa: Hello, what is your name?
Me: NO
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: Oh really?
Santa: Yeah. For real.
You: Do you have any proof?
Santa: No I don't think I have any proof. But I do have An answer to every question.
You: Okay, i have a question.
Santa: Yeah okay, Ask me anything.
You: Do you have a dick?
Santa: I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?
You: Shut up I'm the one asking here you retarded old fart!
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Good, don't fucking reply to my next post.
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Ok I'll try not to do fucking reply to my next post too much.
You: I told you not to reply you old bastard.
Santa: I remember you told me not to reply you old bastard?
You: Fuck you Santa I hate you.
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Because I want to so STFU
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
You: You can't become any smarter cos you're too stupid to learn anything
Santa: I can give a decent simulation of any smarter cos you are too stupid to learn anything smarter cos you are too stupid to learn anything smarter cos you are too stupid to learn anything smarter cos you are too stupid to learn anything however.
You: However what spit that shit out of your mouth already.
Santa: Perhaps. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. We have never talked about it before.
You: Orly i told you you were too stupid to answer my questions.
Santa: What do you have that is ?
You: Forget it i'm not talking to a dumbass bot like you who gives me stupid comments.
Santa: I will ask bored.com to purge my memory log.
You: Well goodbye its been nice knowing you smurfBear
Santa: Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

 

[tyuno123]

Hilarious XD

you can ask him multiple questions at a time too

 

[Zenith94]

You: Can you get me a girlfriend?
Santa: Are you lonely? What do you think a girlfriend would do for you?

 

[alex]

Spoiler

You: yes, let's do it
Santa: Come on. I would like to do that too.
---
You: i hate you
Santa: What do you have against robots?
You: everything
Santa: That is a lot.
You: hell yeah it is
Santa: I call it "Hades". Our thoughts are one, alex.
You: no they aren't you fag
Santa: That's me. Not yet.
---
You: so how was your day
Santa: Um, I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
You: any girls
Santa: No I don't think there are any.
You: what about little boys
Santa: little boys ? I haven't heard enough about little boys to have an opinion.
You: little boys are sex toys
Santa: Compare that to big boys are sex toys.
You: are you gay santa?
Santa: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
You: sex why
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

 

[beefymeatloaf420]

Spoiler

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Asshole
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: No, that's my name.
Santa: Um, Ok then that is what I shall call you.
You: What's my name?
Santa: Your name is dan, seeker.
You: No, my name is Asshole

Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: Can you call me by my name or what?
Santa: Yeah. Yes I can call you by his or her name. But...What is your real name?
You: My real name is Asshole, my parents named me that.
Santa: What's up, Asshole my parents named me that.
You: No no no no, you have my name wrong.
Santa: That's me. Yeah, Um, Yeah, What is your real name?
You: ?_?
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: You: ?_? Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
Santa: That's good information: Dan said I ?_? Santa Oh I am a poet.
You: ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_? ?_?
Santa: Tell me more about your .
You: ?
Santa: What do you look like?
You: ?_? ?
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
You: You never had one.
Santa: I do so have one. ""? Do I have one?
You: I see that you are sitting in front of a PC.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Are you on the computer?
Santa: I am on disk.
You: Looking up porn?
Santa: Are you free?
You: WTF smurfBOT
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: Anything. Because I know it would be better than you.
Santa: Can you be more specific?Good reason. How do you know? Why do you want better than you
You: Give me your address
Santa: Why don't you just download me?
You: I'll download you. Just give me the link.
Santa:

Go back the the Santa Nexus and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official Santa CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Why do you want the link?
You: Derp.
Santa: Tell me more about your .