Catching the Fish.

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Apr 22, 2010

Catching the Fish. by jeremy506 at 9:45 PM (1,493 Views / 0 Likes) 18 replies

  1. jeremy506
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    How do you get girls?
    PS :This is a joke! My friend dared me to write this
     
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    You don't post questions on how to get girls. That's how.

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    if you're not rich/supermodel with huge penis, women think you're trash
     
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    By not posting shitty threads in GOFTC.
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    Alright. You need to stat by posting a picture of yourself on here, so we can evaluate the situation, and get back to you with a valid solution. (>_> Dude. Your 14, you can wait, do you really expect to stay in a relationship for 4 more years till you finish Highschool?)
     
  8. jeremy506
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    Don't really feel comfortable posting a picture of myself on the internet sorry.
     
  9. _Chaz_

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    Bait hook (roofie drink).

    Reel in catch (carry to apartment)

    Scale the fish (undress the girl)

    Clean the fish (tie her down)

    Cook the fish (force her to listen to audio tapes of Twilight)

    Throw out bones (get rid of the emotionally drained girl and know you just ruined a life)
     
  10. Danny600kill

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    Sounds like a plan

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    You could start by not bragging about this. Or better yet, not doing it at all.
     
  12. _Chaz_

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    x2
     
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    BLEGH. There is already a thread like this over in Contests and Polls
    HOW TO GET GIRLS??? MAYBE?!?
    try seeking advice there, kiddo...if you daare. [​IMG]
     
  14. BORTZ

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    Go back to the homebrew section.

    Actually have no idea how. i cant get one either. I feel like i have the dreaded "friend" syndrome. [​IMG]
     
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    Having a girlfriend or the like usually requires you finishing things. A relationship may not be in your best interest in that case.
     
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    [​IMG] Legend! That had me in stitches!
     
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    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    Think of it like this: women are guys with boobs and no dicks. Meaning that if most guys go for looks, then one can assume that is somewhat true for women. What some people lack in beauty, they can make up for in body, fashion, awesome personalities, and common interests with the other person. I've seen goofy looking guys hook up with cute girls all the time because of one or more of those factors. And if everyone is calling you ugly now, you might have a hellva lot of compensating to do.

    You're only 14 right now anyway. It wouldn't kill you to have to wait a few more years eh?
     
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    Good advice. This thread cn be deleted now.
     
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    Don't hang in a forum meant for gaming.
     

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