Bye AJ

[nryn99]

Since I missed his goodbye thread.
Just wanna say bye to my friend.
One by one they left
when I thought I could make a poem, I couldn't.

 

[DoubleeDee]

My hero. AJ shall live on forever, in my heart.

 

[Black-Ice]

Since I missed his goodbye thread.
Just wanna say bye to my friend.
One by one they left
when I thought I could make a poem, I couldn't.

DONT WORRY NARA-SAN
YOU STILL HAVE ME <3

 

[nryn99]

DONT WORRY NARA-SAN
YOU STILL HAVE ME <3

But you don't make hentmei.

 

[Black-Ice]

But you don't make hentmei.

I can make other things...

 

[nryn99]

I can make other things...

hmmm, maybe.
still, this is a sad thay.

 

[Black-Ice]

hmmm, maybe.
still, this is a sad thay.

Yeah, but I guess if you wanna go out, do it with a bang.
That was just a bit more than a bang

 

[Gore]

While he acknowledges me in life, I will acknowledge him in death.
Amen

 

[Fear Zoa]

I leave for 1 day and I miss alanjohn finally going off the deep end? God damnit I miss everything cool that happens around here.

Also apparently some other noob got banned too?

 

[p1ngpong]

Burn in hell AJ.

 

[emigre]

Fuck you.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I lost all of my respect for him..

 

[Foxi4]

Fuck you.

Fuck you... please?

 

[chavosaur]

I never had an ounce of respect for the guy.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

What did he do to get banned and why should I care that he is banned?

EDIT: Alright, I have context now and IDGAF. A member who was barely funny and acted like everyone sucked his cock got banned for throwing a hissy fit? Welcome to every week on GBAtemp.

EDIT 2: However I do take significant pride in causing him an anal cataclysm over his shit threads not getting into the Golden Threads.

I hope that cock penetrated and I hope it penetrated hard.

 

[Gahars]

Good thing I had a song composed just for this occasion:

Goodbye, Alan John,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you bawled.
They cried out from the woodwork
And they whimpered right to the staff,
They sent you to the exit
When they couldn't take a laugh.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind,
Never knowing what to cling to
When the whines came in,
And I would have liked to have known you,
But this is better still,
Your candle burns out long before
Your legend ever will.

Trolling here was tough,
The toughest job you ever chose,
GBAtemp wanted a funny man
And paid you in hits and blows.
Even when you left,
Oh, the temp still hounded you.
All of us just had to ask,
"What about the comics, dude?"

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind,
Never knowing what to cling to
When the whines came in,
And I would have liked to have known you,
But this is better still,
Your candle burns out long before
Your legend ever will.

Goodbye, Alan John,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you bawled.
Goodbye, Alan John
From the young man in the 20-something post
Who sees you as something more than comical
And to you, sir, I give a toast.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

They said it couldn't be done. They said AlanJohn would never be banned.

They were wrong.

This summer, An elite team will face their greatest challenge yet.

Hentmei: The Movie​

July 2013​

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Okay, somebody needs to sing/record that song for the movie soundtrack.

And you'd better make me cry over the heartache in your voice.

 

[emigre]

Fuck you... please?

Fuck you...pretty please?

Good thing I had a song composed just for this occasion:

The lack of fuck you is rather disappointing.

 

[Foxi4]

Fuck you...pretty please?

Would you kindly fuck yourself?