Hardware Butt plug & Bluetooth label maker

[hippy dave]

Was thinking about getting one but unsure which would be best, are there any that serve dual purpose maybe printing shipping labels/smaller items? Something like this would be cool but curious if they got any multiuse options out there.

 

[hippy dave]

@K3Nv4 any suggestions plzkthx?

 

[K3Nv4]

I'm assuming you want the XL size to pleasure you better the battery also lasts longer.

 

[hippy dave]

I'm assuming you want the XL size to pleasure you better the battery also lasts longer.

Should I be worried about any potential unwanted smears on the label paper?

 

[K3Nv4]

Should I be worried about any potential unwanted smears on the label paper?

Well if you share it with the groupies who I assume you do then yes.

 

[hippy dave]

Well if you share it with the groupies who I assume you do then yes.

Golly gosh no, strictly one plug per butt around here, we have standards

 

[K3Nv4]

Golly gosh no, strictly one plug per butt around here, we have standards

It would explain why you people get butthurt easily.

 

[hippy dave]

It would explain why you people get butthurt easily.

Only when the vibration is set too high

 

[K3Nv4]

Only when the vibration is set too high

Wait this is also a Bluetooth speaker, so that's why Justin Bieber sounds like ass.

 

[hippy dave]

Wait this is also a Bluetooth speaker, so that's why Justin Bieber sounds like ass.

Sounds like, looks like, smells like

 

[K3Nv4]

Sounds like, looks like, smells like

Goddamn we finally agree on something maybe butt plugs are lucky.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Was thinking about getting one but unsure which would be best, are there any that serve dual purpose maybe printing shipping labels/smaller items? Something like this would be cool but curious if they got any multiuse options out there.

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Those spikes seem like they would hurt going up your butt.

 

[hippy dave]

Those spikes seem like they would hurt going up your butt.

Goes in the other way, my good chum.

Tho of course once you buy it you have the freedom to use it however you see fit.

 

[K3Nv4]

Goes in the other way, my good chum.

Tho of course once you buy it you have the freedom to use it however you see fit.

You cant buy baby oil anymore thanks diddy.

 

[hippy dave]

You cant buy baby oil anymore thanks diddy.

Diddy and data centres using up every resource between them

 

[hippy dave]

Golly gosh no, strictly one plug per butt around here, we have standards

I probably meant one butt per plug, oh well.