Busted: The Batman has been arrested!

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  1. TLSS_N
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    A Michigan man dressed in a Batman costume was arrested early this morning after cops found him hanging off the ledge of a building.

    Petoskey Department of Public Safety officers pulled the wannabe superhero back onto the building’s roof around 1 AM. A search of the man’s utility belt turned up a collapsible baton and a container of pepper spray. As a result, the 31-year-old suspect--who cops did not identify in advance of his arraignment--was charged with possession of dangerous weapons in addition to trespassing.

    As seen above, cops photographed the man in full costume after he was transported to police HQ.

    Investigators also released photos of Batman’s baton and his lead-lined gloves and spray. He is also seen in a shot with his cape closed as well as one with his mask removed. Additionally, here's the City of Petoskey's press release trumpeting the crime fighter's collar.[/p]


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  2. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    An idiot enough said.
     
  3. TLSS_N
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    TLSS_N Who is John Galt?

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    I'm done posting news for the day, I just thought this one was funny, so I broke my 3 post rule just this once.
     
  4. SamAsh07

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    I love to read news like these, makes me day! [​IMG]
     
  5. Ikki

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    That's cute.
     
  6. Deesotilio

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    Why do superheroes always pit out their outfits?
     
  7. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    i want the pic of him hanging ff the edge of a building... anyway, he's an idiot.
     
  8. Bent

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    Wow Petoskey is like 45 minutes from me.

    Not sure I should have admitted that.
     
  9. Bat420maN

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    My Bat suit looks a shit ton better then that guys. And Pepper Spray? Batman don't use no dam Pepper Spray. Poser!
     
  10. Hop2089

    Hop2089 Cute>Hot

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    Amen to that.
     
  11. iceissocold

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    LOL. When I seen the word Michigan and then Batman I almost thought it might have been someone I knew.
     
  12. TLSS_N
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    I'm gonna try to get this one for halloween I think.
     
  13. Snailface

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    He needs a can of antiperspirant more than a can of pepper spay -- look at those pits! I think a damsel-in-distress would run back into the clutches of the villain rather than touch him, lol.
     
  14. Eerpow

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    Noooo! Batman's true identity has been revealed! His face can't be unseen now!

    Seriously though, what a total lunatic. If he wanted to dress up like batman for a night then fine, still weird but fine, carrying weapons and climbing buildings on the other hand is taking it to the extreme.
     
  15. Bat420maN

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    I have one based off of the first movie. I have had it for almost 20 years now. I have built and added onto it for years. Used to dress up for halloween every year but it's been a few years since I have suited up.
     
  16. TwinRetro

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    I'm the goddamn Batman!
     
  17. Vulpes Abnocto

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    You try clinging to the side of a building for hours while scouring the streets below for ne'er-do-wells without perspiring!
     
  18. ShawnTRods

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    WHAT THE FUCK is going on o.O
     
  19. Wizerzak

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    well a guy dressed up as batman and tried to.... oh wait....
     
  20. jerome27

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    This man is the hero Gotham deserves.