Bruh (Tinder edition)

[JustABadger]

I met a chick on Tinder and we went to a date. After a mediocre dinner she tells me that she wants to go back to my place (you know, for the horizontal mating dance) but I needed to subscribe to her OF first. I could not believe what she was asking me to do. I thought that I was mishearing her, but I wasn’t. I just said no thanks and left.

I was assured that this kind of behaviour only existed online. She was a 6 at best but I accepted because she said that she was a Tolkien fan (no she wasn’t) and I didn’t just want a mindless hookup.

Anyway, that’s my Saturday. Everyone I know is either at work or plowing something, so I’m just having a drink alone and browsing the forum. How’s your Saturday going?

 

[SylverReZ]

If she tells you to subscribe to her OnlyFans, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you've got the wrong woman.

 

[x65943]

Honestly I would have subscribed then unsubscribed later

It's not that expensive, certainly cheaper than another date or a sex worker

 

[M7L7NK7]

Horizontal mating dance lmao, really

 

[Veho]

Horizontal mating dance lmao, really

 

[AlanJohn]

If the price was less than 9.99 a month I'd pay for it. Link me her OF in PM.

 

[JustABadger]

Honestly I would have subscribed then unsubscribed later

It's not that expensive, certainly cheaper than another date or a sex worker

Even if I did, which I would never do, she could have just agreed to get back to my place and just hang out in there and then go home without even letting me sniff it. She did say that she wanted to “go to my place” (which is a codeword for watching a Netflix movie directed by Cawker Cümberg) but never actually said that wanted to check out my Eon flute to find Latias. Chances are she never wanted to enable street pass to begin with.

I have no issues with people that need to pay ‘n play with a second player in the lobby of sex (as long as it’s consensual). I have a problem when the farming equipment thinks they’re fisherman equipment and go out in the wild to cosplay as a NSFW version of RoK.

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If the price was less than 9.99 a month I'd pay for it. Link me her OF in PM.

She blocked me after I left. She’s a solid 6 at best though. I only agreed to a date because she seemed like the intelligent type I’m desperately looking for in a woman, but it was bait.

 

[The Catboy]

This is why I only date my wife

 

[SylverReZ]

She blocked me after I left. She’s a solid 6 at best though. I only agreed to a date because she seemed like the intelligent type I’m desperately looking for in a woman, but it was bait.

This is why you become gay.

 

[JustABadger]

This is why you become gay.

If I could I would.

 

[x65943]

If I could I would.

Another cheat code is just closing your eyes or having sex with a cross dresser

If you need more tips lemme know

 

[hippy dave]

Another cheat code is just closing your eyes or having sex with a cross dresser

If you need more tips lemme know

MDMA tbh

 

[SylverReZ]

Another cheat code is just closing your eyes or having sex with a cross dresser

Try taking @AncientBoi out on dates.