Bleeding penis

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  1. CookiesMilk
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    Anyone give any advice please!! Today I go to my friend's house, I played his PSP and he was watching porn.

    After that, he go to the toilet to masturbate I think.. Suddenly he shouted, "HOLY MOTHER F***!" I rush into the toilet and ask him what happened. He says that there's a blade-like scar on the skin of his penis and got some blood on it.

    Is it because the skin of his penis is dry and he rubbed it to masturbate and the heat of the friction made the skin worn-out a little like a small scar?

    He also asked me this question which I don't know how to answer... "Is it okay to masturbate 3 times a day?" So how? Someone give me any advice so I know what to answer him...

    There's also a news about a Japanese masturbate 5 times a day and over 10 hours in once and then died because it loss too much sperm and the heart and lungs stopped working because of it...

    I don't want he die before he return the $79 to me I lend him...

    Sorry for bad English, correct me if I used any bad one.
     
  2. Maplemage

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    Why would you care?
    Hahahahha, thats funny.
    (is it real? :wtf:, nah wait of course it aint he wouldnt show his cock to his friend)
     
  3. CookiesMilk
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    IT'S REAL AND NO JOKE!!!

    HE'S 12 ONLY AND I'M 14... HE STILL DON'T HAVE THE HAIR...
     
  4. Thoob

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    1. You can't die from masturbating too much. Any stories you've heard are just that - stories.
    2. You care more about $79 than your friends life?!
    3. Why are you posting shit like this on the internet? That's just plain fucked up.
     
  5. jooozek

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    Just use lube next time, hope that helps.
     
  6. SixtySixHundred

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    Oh, it's tough typing with tears of laughter running down my face!!

    I'm fairly sure you can't fap yourself to death but your friend sounds like he has some cock-chaffing from all the bishop-bashing!

    I would say it's fine to masturbate 3 times a day if you're a really horny teenager, but into adulthood, it can be an unhealthy past-time.

    But still, this has been the funniest thing I've read all day, especially your comment on not wanting him to die before he's paid up the money he owes you! Thank you for making me laugh!!
     
  7. mthrnite

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    Do a barrel roll.

    Next show at 11:00
     
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