BARK!

[Rydian]

My mom was a weasel.

Or a giraffe.

Equal probability.

 

[Jolan]

Your mom was a weasel, your dad was a giraffe. Problem solved....or is it?
Just imagine how you were made

 

[PeregrinFig]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Slyakin]

Wat.

The legend runs as follows. After a battle, only an injured young boy survives. A she-wolf finds the injured child and nurses him back to health. He subsequently impregnates the wolf which then gives birth to ten half-wolf, half-human boys.

Oh Turkey, I always knew that furries had to come from somewhere with an animal in teh name.

Also bestiality, but no one likes that.

 

[mameks]

Wat.

The legend runs as follows. After a battle, only an injured young boy survives. A she-wolf finds the injured child and nurses him back to health. He subsequently impregnates the wolf which then gives birth to ten half-wolf, half-human boys.

Oh Turkey, I always knew that furries had to come from somewhere with an animal in teh name.

Also bestiality, but no one likes that.

 

[Slyakin]

Oh, you like teh bestiality?

Wait, wat?