Bad morning post

[AncientBoi]

@AncientBoi doesn't remember why he woke up to a sore anus then was like oh yeah my birthday was yesterday.

Did you take advantage of me in my drunken state yesterday, and shoved that BUM drink up my bummy?

 

[K3Nv4]

Did you take advantage of me in my drunken state yesterday, and shoved that BUM drink up my bummy?

I gave you a valium to help out the entire community.

 

[MPRTwice]

My reaction to a family ancestral medical skill passed down to me killing this pathogen off in seconds:

 

[MPRTwice]

Bruh you have tuberculosis.

"it's just a common cold" - the doctor in the area that saw me and denied me antibiotics.

meanwhile I get a natural South American cure from my family and am over it in seconds the next day. No wonder I see doctors as inept.

 

[MPRTwice]

bro wtf, put this sh!t in a spoiler next time, jeez

someone was giving me a hard time yesterday after I was already given a hard time by three urgent cares in a row, one of which slammed the phone on my health insurance agent after lying to me about my coverage being "inactive." Turns out they had a computer glitch but they were still rude, and that was after be being very lenient and understanding.

And even after admitting my coverage works, they denied treatment despite me and the agent being reasonable. So...I put my foot down the rest of the day.

I will absolutely put my foot down when I need to, and have no regrets about doing so. My condolences, but I do not apologize.

 

[x65943]

Why does someone who is immortal and ages backwards go to the doctor?

 

[MPRTwice]

Why does someone who is immortal and ages backwards go to the doctor?

to speed up the recovery from human suffering not endurable by mortal men. Remember that I cannot die, so if it is bad enough to kill mortal men, I am in for the ride.

 

[x65943]

to speed up the recovery from human sufferring not endurable by mortal men. Remember that I cannot die, so if it is bad enough to kill mortal men, I am in for the ride.

Bro pass that crack rock you're smoking, I wanna feel this high too

 

[K3Nv4]

So did you build that fence?

 

[SylverReZ]

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Oof that's more than just a bad morning, that's a nuclear blast.

 

[MPRTwice]

So did you build that fence?

"double jeopardy"
Me: "I'll take natural antibiotics for seventeen dollars, Jennings."
"correct. that puts you in the lead. you get the prize: a vacation from intense suffering by means of being cured."

 

[K3Nv4]

"double jeopardy"
Me: "I'll take natural antibiotics for seventeen dollars, Jennings."

Antibiotics are good but they can't counter meth.

 

[MPRTwice]

Antibiotics are good but they can't counter meth.

There are things to purge that too, but I use such purges instead vs. the dirty, _musk_y air.

 

[MPRTwice]

"Sorry, luma, I do not have that 'luxury', so I have to use another way. And since I clearly cannot die, then the suffering will have to die instead. As much as that upsets you, I have eternal happiness once the suffering dies, and I get to live to have it forever."

"sorry that you had a bad day at the office."

 

[MPRTwice]

Bro pass that crack rock you're smoking, I wanna feel this high too

I never desire to become high; "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.", mr. "wanna feel this high".

I prefer to be humble instead. That is why God gave me immortality: I asked for it for His Glory alone. How many have asked God for the gift of immortality for the purpose of personal gain, and yet died?

 

[x65943]

I never desire to become high; "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.", mr. "wanna feel this high".

I prefer to be humble instead.

Damn bro Satan hooked you up

This crack is even better than I thought

 

[K3Nv4]

Damn bro Satan hooked you up

This crack is even better than I thought

I can see why a certain leader loves Satan's bum crack now

 

[MPRTwice]

Damn bro Satan hooked you up

This crack is even better than I thought

satan's hook was met with a hooking block counter punch that sent him reeling. As bad as the infection felt, satan got the gruesome hit of the two, and he is reeling.

 

[MPRTwice]

I can see why a certain leader loves Satan's bum crack now

Disgusting. Anyways I try not to kick satan's butt when the solar plexus is a better target to break open.

just like karate: "I'll kick your butt!"
Me: "Great; I can kick your solar plexus in the meanwhile."
karate: "..."

 

[MPRTwice]

MPRTwice please stop posting your tampon pics, it's grossing us out

I see why you want to smoke now, to keep up those vivid hallucinations of yours.