Application thread for AlanJohn Inc. co.

[AlanJohn]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name?

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant?

Have you worked with MS Paint?

Are you funny?

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded?

How old are you?

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff?

Post your applications here!

 

[s4mid4re]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? NO

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? NO

Have you worked with MS Paint? NO

Are you funny? NO

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? NO

How old are you? NO

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? NO

Post your applications here! NO

 

[rastsan]

uh what?

 

[LunaWofl]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? "Raven" will do for now...

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant?

Spoiler: Sure, I gave her a mustache

Have you worked with MS Paint? Yes, but I found it to be a terrible boss, never saying a single word to me...

Are you funny? No D:

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? Yes please

How old are you? Wouldn't YOU like to know

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? wait what?

Post your applications here! NEVER!!!

 

[AlanJohn]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? "Raven" will do for now...

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant?

Spoiler: Sure, I gave her a mustache

Have you worked with MS Paint? Yes, but I found it to be a terrible boss, never saying a single word to me...

Are you funny? No D:

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? Yes please

How old are you? Wouldn't YOU like to know

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? wait what?

Post your applications here! NEVER!!!

I accept you. You are now my comrade.

(PM me for details what your duty will be)

 

[nryn99]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? same as username.

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? not yet.

Have you worked with MS Paint? once, i use paint.NET.

Are you funny? they never laugh.

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? if i was retarded, my answers wouldn't be understandable.

How old are you? 3

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? i don't, i just want questions to be answered.

Post your applications here!

 

[rastsan]

does the position(s) pay?

 

[AlanJohn]

does the position(s) pay?

Yes.
We pay in ukrainian karma's.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

What is your name? Amanda K. Issenhugg
Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? Yes.
Have you worked with MS Paint? Yeah. MS Paint is a horrible coworker. Doesn't do shit.
Are you funny? No.
OPTIONAL: Okay.
Are you retarded? Are you?
How old are you? Stale.
Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? Wait, I'm going to be made into a staff? Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?

 

[Deleted User]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? BLARRRRRRRRr

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? ANANNNARNFNFARRR

Have you worked with MS Paint? OOOOOOOOO

Are you funny? BUHAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

How old are you? AHGggGGGG

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? SDGDCBVVFDEAS

Post your applications here!

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? BLARRRRRRRRr

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? ANANNNARNFNFARRR

Have you worked with MS Paint? OOOOOOOOO

Are you funny? BUHAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

How old are you? AHGggGGGG

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? SDGDCBVVFDEAS

Post your applications here!

Stop orgasming already. It's not becoming.

 

[rastsan]

does the position(s) pay?

Yes.
We pay in ukrainian karma's.

how is the exchange rate on those?
hmmm?

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

does the position(s) pay?

Yes.
We pay in ukrainian karma's.

how is the exchange rate on those?
hmmm?

I don't know, but when you exchange your pay, you'll probably be getting less than the legal minimum of pay.

 

[Thesolcity]

I DrAwl Y00 CAN I PLeEz B3 iN?

 

[rastsan]

Hello! As you know, I am working on the new hentmei manga, and I need help.
I need a team with good retarded humor, good knowledge of engirsh and artistic skills.


What is your name? Rastsan

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? 3 actually but I signed a non disclosure agreement so I can only give you the number and a vague idea of adult natured work

Have you worked with MS Paint? Unfortunately yes.

Are you funny? in perverted sometimes creepy ways

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded?

How old are you? old enough to know what a non disclosure agreement is

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? I am here anyways...

Post your applications here!

 

[raulpica]

What is your name? SHLONG COSTELLO RAULPIKACHU

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? YES, I WORK WITH MYSELF EVERYDAY

Have you worked with MS Paint? YES, I'M ONE OF THE MASTERS OF THE RADICAL THREAD

Are you funny? NO, BUT IF YOU DON'T LAUGH I CAN MAKE YOU CRY WITH A PUNCH

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? WUT IZ RETARDID

How old are you? 99 NEXT MONTH

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? BUT I'M ALREADY PART OF THE STAFF

 

[KingVamp]

Alan John, you are arrest for false marketing and not having a business permit. "You have the right to remain silence. ...."

 

[Chikaku-chan]

What is your name? Captain Morgan

Have you ever had experience working on a tyrant? I allways wrok on a tyrant

Have you worked with MS Paint? Yes I have worked with Max Saints- Paint Inc.

Are you funny? No, But I am a furry

OPTIONAL:

Are you retarded? Silly billy, Im a furry

How old are you?
Furry age= 21
Pirate age= 3132
Human age= -98

Why do you want to become a part of the up-coming staff? Because you love me~